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lila rani, the media guys are here. oh god, i asked my husband todye my hair, but he forgot it. is my grey hair visible?- no. then it's ok. now let's get started. your mother, your elder sister,your younger sister, your wife.. ...all of women.- all are women! for women men are..- lovers! you fools! it's not lovers.it's enemies. for women men are..- enemies.

the evil relangi raj babu whooutraged a woman's modesty.. must be felicitated!- no! he must be punished. yes, he must be punished. silkshalika who is fighting.. ...for women's equal rights..- must be punished. no! she must be felicitated.- she must be felicitated. our women's organization'spresident mrs. lila rani.. must be punished!- oh god! you are wrong again. down! down! down! down!- oh hell! oh hell! oh hell! oh hell!- what's this, jyoti lakshmi?

when you hired them you should'vechecked their iq. it's the month of religiousvows, sister. that's why most of thewomen are in temples. since there's weren't many people.. ...i brought these labor workersfrom centre. - alright! the media guys are here.shout loudly! men's atrocities..- must be stopped! women must get..- the protection. what's going on?- today there's the hearing..

...of a sensational case.- sensational case? yes, i guess this is the firsttime in our country.. ...that such a case is going on.- what's the case? rape case. - such men shouldn'tbe brought to court.. ...but they must be shot inthe middle of a street. you are shooting withoutknowing the matter. the attempted rape didn'thappen on a lady. but the victim is a man here.- what do you mean! a man tried to rape another man?

no, that's not the case. agirl tried to molest a man. how lucky! will you giveme that girl's address? who's that fool who didn'tco-operate with the lady.. ...and filed a case against her? relangi raj babu!- down! down! silk shakila!- must get justice! relangi raj babu!- must get punished. what's this, miss. lila rani!the boy filed a case.. ...against that girl of attemptedrape and fighting for..

...that girl's justice?- we are not bothered about it. all we know is supportingfellow women. that's all. you mean we should sufferwithout raising a voice.. ...if you women molest us?- why? is it only men who can.. ...molest women? you can rape us,but we can't rape you? yes, we can! yes, we can! a fellow woman triedto molest a man.. ...to save the rights of womenand you are stopping her? you are stopping her?you are stopping her?

when women can get equalrights in everything.. ...then why can't we womenget equal rights in rapes? why can't we..- you need not rape men. if you even touch us wewill surrender ourselves. what do you say, brothers?- he's right. he's right. we men won't stop youlike you women stop us. order! order! order! rajanala, get started.- my client raj babu came to.. ...hyderabad for si-trainingand took a room on rent.

and the accused silk shakilawho is landlord's daughter.. ...set her eyes him and oneday went to his room.. ...to take advantageof his condition. he didn't co-operate with her. and she attempted a rapeforgetting that he's.. ...a lonely man.- objection, your honor! does he have any evidenceto prove that my client.. ...has attempted rape?- those who rape people.. ...don't do it in presence ofvideo cameras and witnesses.

you raise such objectiononly for the sake of it.. ...but you too know it very well.- you stay quiet. you carry on. she was completely horny..- me? - no, it's shakila. and attacked my client. but itwas my client's good fortune.. ...that he wore pantexbriefs that day.. it's not pantex, sir. it's vip.- yes, we wore vip briefs.. ...and that's why hecould save himself. but tomorrow if shakilasucceeds in her attempt.. ...who will marry him?

ours is the land of the womenof eliyana, aarti agarwal.. ...sakshi shivanand, kareena kapoor,katrina kaif's stature. but women like shakila area danger for our society. that's why i request thecourt to punish shakila.. ...as hard as possible.- objection, your honor! my client shalika hasbeen framed here. as far as i know nowoman can rape a man. that's not possible.- why? did you ever give it a try? no personals. jaysheela.- sir.

do you have any evidenceto prove that a woman.. ...can't rape a man?- i don't have any evidences, sir. then sit down. raj babu. - sir. - in todaygeneration when a mere.. ...eye-contact from a womanmakes men horny.. ...how could you say 'no'to her even when she.. ...propositioned you and putyourself in such position! sir, we wear the clothes ofour choice, we eat the food.. ...our choice, we watchmovies of our choice.

and similarly tomorrow whenwe will marry a girl.. not we, just you.- that's what i meant. i want the girl of would be wifeto be a virgin, in the same way.. ...i should also not get impuretill marriage, right, sir? yes! yes! you are right. yourrape story is very interesting. tell me in detail whathappened on that day. that day i completedmy police training.. ...and returned to my room. after i took a bath and cameout of the bathroom..

h's you? why are you covering yourbody when you should be.. ...removing your clothes?are you feeling cold? i am feeling shy.- i saw whatever there was to see.. ...through the hole. there'snothing left to feel shy. you saw everything?- except your face. how can you see other menwhen they are bathing! because i don't havea man in my life. that's why i came here to see you.- don't touch me.

i don't have any skin diseases.- remove your hand. i didn't put my hand hereto remove it so easily. if you wish you can alsoput your hand on me. i am not that type of man.- but i am that type of woman. please get out of my rented room. if you say 'yes' you will getthis house along with me. even if i get this entire colony iwon't say 'yes'. i will say 'no'. i am requesting you andyou are rejecting me? god will punish you.

aunt mumtaz! aunt mumtaz! will you complain my motherabout me? - yes. you need not put so much effort.i will do it for you. mummy mumtaz! mummy mumtaz!- yes, baby. what's the matter?- look at raj. he's rejecting me. he might be feeling uncomfortableas i'm at home. i will be going to the second show. my mummy mumtaz has a lotof affection for me. i can see that.- what's the delay for!

i am not going to surrendermyself to you.. ...no matter whatever you say or do. you need not surrender. i willforce you to surrender. o king manmadha! o king manmadha! don't play with a girl's heart. don't rob me and look aroundas if you know nothing. don't plant a kisson my rosy cheek! stop! if you come close i will..- you'll stab me?

no, i will stab myself. in that way i showed her theknife the entire night.. ...and saved myself. i escapedfrom that place.. ...only after the milkman and.. ...the newspaper-lender camethere at morning, sir. after going through suchhorrible experience.. ...you didn't strangle yourselfto ceiling fan.. ...but you brought this matter tothe court. i appreciate you for it. your honor, there's astrong reason behind..

...my client committing suchmistake. - what's that? this boy used to work-outin short pants.. ...on the terrace inmy client's presence. so you don't want him to weareven those short pants? don't be so greedy.- no! he exposed and provoked my client. so you are agreeing that yourclient committed this crime. my client isn't a motionlessrock to be silent.. ...even after being provoked, butshe's an ordinary person..

...who eats chicken and mutton. we too eat fish and prawns.she's provoking us.. ...since morning along with them.did we lose control? sir, i haven't done thisto him with desire. we know that it was lust.- no. i love raj babu deeply. if you loved him so deeplythen you could've.. ...written a letter and sentit to him with your brother. i don't have a brother, sir.- then you should've sent.. ...an sms, but why did you rape him?

don't you know why peoplerape others, sir? stop those stupid questions.answer my questions. i thought no other womanwould marry him.. ...if i molest him and thenhe would've married me.. ...as he wouldn't havehad any other option. you heard that, your honor?- i am not deaf. it's been proved that the accusedcalled silk shalika.. ...has committed the crime,so she will have to spent.. ...6 months in women's jail.- it's injustice!

it's an atrocity! if a man would've raped a woman.. ...you wouldn't have given himjust 6 months' jail term. he would've got minimum7 years prison term. so we women are not getting equalrights even in jail terms. i am opposing your verdict!- your verdict! who is she? - she's lila rani,the president of a women's.. ...welfare organization.- what does she do? she does everything expectliving with her husband.

even if a woman commitsa rape or a murder.. ...she protests for her rightsin front of the media. she can go to any length forpublicity. - hey, you scoundrel! how dare you to comment on me! come out of the courtroom.i will show what i can do. have you seen her, mr. judge,how she's threatening me! for your contempt in courti am giving you.. ...the jail term of 7 yearsin contempt of court. throw her in the cell..

you expected something andyou got something else. your plans have backfired. there's some good news for you, son. did i receive posting orders?- you will get that.. ...sooner or later. i founda nice girl for you. father, so you are tryingto make some extra money.. ...with such nasty side-businesses?- cut that crap! i saw a suitable girl foryou for your marriage. i don't want to getmarried so early.

but i want to get married.- sister wants to get married. so get her married.- but you should get married first.. ...to get her married.- why so? because we will get hermarried with the dowry.. ...that you will get. - i am thefuture si. i won't take dowry. you take the girl. i will takethe dowry. - you worry about.. ...only your marriage.- she's a grown-up girl now. you have no idea what sortof a burden she is for us. if you delay your marriage shewill elope with someone..

...and we will have to coverour faces with helmets. that's not the thing, father!how can i get married.. ...without a job? - who saidthat she doesn't have a job? the girl is working as atypist in the mro office. i am not talking about hermarriage. it's about my job. even your father didn't havea job when i married him. there's no need for that flashback.- ok. but i will marry her onlyif she looks good. why are you sitting like a tortoise?

raise your head like a giraffeand look at the girl. this is the auspicious momentwhen our eyes met. why are you hesitating?why are you worried? you are a lot more beautifulthan i expected. daddy. jayamalini, you can ask theboy anything you wish. don't feel shy.- alright. i need to talk to you personally.can you come aside? aside? - girl, if you takehim aside people might..

...misunderstand you. we will gooutside if you want privacy. please go ahead.- i don't want to marry you. why?- i didn't like you. i think you didn't seeme in my best pose. see me from this angle. i lookeven better from this angle. please don't show me anything else. can you tell me what the reason is? the girl who raped you..- no. she didn't rape me. she made an attempt to rape me.

that girl looks far betterthan me, doesn't she? well, she looks beautifulin saris and chudidars. then why didn't you get stimulated?- stimulated? i mean why you didn't do anything. who said i haven't done anything? i filed a case against herand sent her to the jail. what i meant is..- i see. so you meant why i didn't.. ...'do' anything. such typeof things are wrong.. ...before marriage. - but shesaid that she'll marry you.

she's not the type whowould marry a man. she uses men and then abandons them. and also i don't like her.- you don't like her.. ...or isn't there currentin your body? oh god! how can you makesuch accusations! a real man never rejects a woman. if he rejects her he mustbe either impotent or gay. no, i am a complete man.- i saw your felicitation.. ...and everything that happenedat court on tv.

i couldn't see anythingmasculine in you. you may go now. he's back.- son, was it a success? yes or no?- it's a complete no-no. let's go. son, if you didn't like heri saw another match for you. let's go there. this is our hybrid seed.- hybrid? aren't you the father? please don't misunderstand me. we didn't have a child tillten years of our marriage.

at last we got her becauseof a saint's blessings. that's why i call her hybrid.- i see. don't kill me with your eyes. don't wound my heart and leave. i need to talk to your daughterin private. - as you wish, son. change the bed sheets. the boywants to talk to our girl.. ...in private? - i don't want totalk in bedroom or bathroom. i will talk to her on terrace. i know why you were staringat me like that.

you were wondering if i havecurrent in my body or not. i have sufficient amount of current. i have an additionalgenerator as well. that day i didn't surrendermyself to that girl.. ...because i just wanted tobe pure, but not because.. ...i don't have any currentin my body. - i know that. but i don't deserve anice fellow like you. why? you don't havecurrent in your body? the thing is that it's my3rd month. - come on!

i know that girl reduce their age,but not to that extent. i am not telling you my age,but it's age of the baby.. ...that's growing in my womb.- what! you're pregnant? how did you become pregnant.. you're a man. don't you knowhow one becomes pregnant? i mean how you became pregnantbefore marriage. what's the need for marriageto get pregnant! please explain it to me in detail. when i was studyingin 12th standard..

...my hormones dominated me andthen like your shakila.. ...i too seduced the boywho was our tenant. you didn't get tempted andhere he got tempted. you rejected it and herehe co-operated me. what's the matter, son?- mummy, what are you.. ...doing here? - my match is here,son. you go and play. so other than the childin your womb.. ...you have a child outsideyour womb? - don't worry! he's my second child. theelder one is in the hostel.

then why did you say yes forthis match when you have.. ...so many kids? why don't youmarry your kids' father? my parents are against our marriage. they have caste feeling.that's why they emptied.. ...his room and house-arrested me. i thought that if i agree tothis match i can use you.. ...as a courier and i couldsend him a message. here's my lover prakashraj's phone number. tomorrow we are going tomother durga's temple..

...for the naming ceremonyof my child. tell him to come therewith 4-5 jeeps.. ...and to kidnap mealong with my kids. so what's this time?did you like her? she's a pregnant lady. you rascal! i asked you to lookfor a suitable girl.. ...and you are showing methe mother of a child. she's a mother?- yes. not to one or two kids.. ...but mother of three kids.- what are you saying!

i will never get married.- are you kidding me? whatever you might say, buti want to stay a bachelor.. ...like mr. abdul kalam and mr.vajpayee. - so that you could.. ...become a prime ministeror a president in future? you have your sister waitingin the line for marriage. at least look at her faceand change your decision. i looked at her face. iwill never get married. please, brother. justmarry once for my sake. you can get divorcedafter your marriage.

you three years younger than me. what's this rush to get married? when i sleep alone yourbrother-in-laws.. ...come to my dreams and tickle me.- brother-in-laws? yes. since i'm singleeveryone from milkman.. ...to the old man in ourneighborhood are hitting on me. so you want to marry 5-6 menlike draupati of mahabharata? our society won't letus be that lucky. just find one man for me.i will stop dreaming..

...and start leading a married life.say yes, brother. - no! if you ever talk to me aboutmarriage and all that crap again.. ...i will tie the grinding stone tomy waist and jump into the well. son! never talk like that again! we are not getting enough water. and then you want to jump intowith the grinding stone? we don't have the grinder at home. it will be difficult forus to grind the pulses. o mom! you love me so much!- post!

yahoo! - what happened!you were fine till now! what's the matter? has somegirl accepted your proposal? no. i got the posting ordersas an si in hyderabad. which station? good morning, sir. mr. head! mr. ash! and you! everyone get up.the sp is here. good morning, sir.- good afternoon, sir.

good evening, sir.- goodnight, sir. didn't you get over the highthat you got after drinking.. ...last night? this is notgoodnight or good evening. this is good morning.- i said 'good morning', sir. i caught it.- did you? - and you! did you quit.. ...the police departmentand join the scouts? why are you wearing your capin that way? - sorry, sir. with your fear i just..- you are trying to get smart with.. ...this sp balasubramanyam?- sir, balasubramanyan is here.

i was testing you if you werealert or not. good observation! where's your new si?doesn't he come out? he didn't yet enter thepolice station, sir. he took a leave on thefirst day itself? he must've gone to some temple.- no! i can tolerate anything,but not indiscipline. i liked your sincerity, sir.- i will also like you if you shut.. ...your post-office. move aside! move aside!- he's here, sir.

move aside. move aside. sir, move aside. - sir, the newsi is asking you to move aside. i am the sp. he's asking meto move aside? how dare he! i won't move aside. i willsee what he can do. sir, move aside. - no. - sir,please move aside. please. what a great stroke lt's so much pleasure the brakes failed. very, verysorry, sir. - what sorry! our sp can bear anything,but he can't bear it..

...when someone hitson his ground floor. is it painful, sir?- do you really want to know? on the first day of your dutyyou rammed into the sp. in future you might also raminto the ig and the dgp. that's why i am suspendingyou right now. - sir! you will suspend me evenbefore i joined the duty? ok, join your duty, theni will suspend you. please don't do that, sir.- i say anything just once. you are suspended.- you might get suspended..

...if you suspend him.- why would i get suspended? he asked you to move aside,but you stood in the middle.. ...of the street and allof us saw it live, sir. tomorrow if they use a lie-detectorin the enquiry.. ...we might tell them the truth.right or wrong? - right. ok. ok. it's alright. since allof you are requesting me.. ...and since i am also not thathurt i am forgiving you. i am canceling your suspension.- thank you, sir. and what is this!- hero cycle.

i didn't ask you if this is hero'scycle or villain's cycle.. ...or a comedian's cycle. don'tyou have a bike? - no, sir. you are very lucky, sir.- how come? you could get up because he rammedinto you with his cycle.. ...but if he had donethat with his bike.. ...then the box-officewould've crashed. in spite of being an si if youride on such a cheap cycle.. ...no grandson-of-a-bitch isgoing to be scared of you. sir, it's not grandson-of-a-bitch,but it's son-in-a-bitch.

it far more offensivethan the later. you can't come to station oncycle from tomorrow onwards. shall i come on a rickshaw, sir? what rickshaws and cycles!these days even the.. ...home-guards are maintaining bikes. sir, i joined today itself.within two months.. you will take bribes and buya benz car? - no, sir. i will buy a luna on loan.- alright. alright. you can use my jeepfor the time being.

and you will use my cycle?- you bloody! sir has another ambassador car.- ok, let's go inside. who's the sp? you or me?- it's you, sir. then why are you walking beforeme. follow me. - yes, sir. oh god! it's a bomb.someone help me! sir, it's not a bomb. ournew sp broke a coconut. do you think i don'tknow the difference.. ...between the coconut'ssound and a bomb's sound? then why did you get so scared?- i didn't get scared.

i was testing your courage. and why did you break thecoconut in that way? since this is the first day of myduty, so for auspiciousness.. we policemen shouldn'thave such sentiments. come on, sign here.- on resignation letter, sir? to join the job. sign here.- thank you, sir. all the best. here's your revolver.lock it properly.. ...or else it will blast inyour pants. - he's right. a few years ago it happenedwith our sp..

...and it was shattered into pieces.- what? his right thigh.- no leakages in the department. you join the duty. you eat somuch, but you don't know.. ...what and where youshould say something. how can you not respect yoursp! and you, raj babu.. oh! i asked you to join yourduty and you sat here? you're the one who askedme to join the duty, sir? i meant go outside andcatch the criminals.. ...but i didn't ask you to sit onthe chair and pick your teeth.

sorry, sir. - yesterday eveningwe went to the temple.. ...and in my presence a thiefstole my wife's necklace. sir, your first wife's orsecond wife's necklace? do you really what to know that? how will we know if youdon't tell us, sir! did you file a case againsthim, sir? - no. it must be a cheap one.- correct. you catch that thief and recovera costly golden chain. where is he, sir?

at my home. he's tookour bedroom on rent. useless fellow! wouldn'ti have caught him.. ...if i knew where he is? when the sp like you doesn'tknow where he is.. ...how can an si like mefind out where he is! you have to find it out. it'syour duty. - yes, sir. whoever the criminal might bei will sleep in his heart! why? don't you have abedroom in your house? i don't want to hear saikumar's dialogues.

catch that thief first. we have grown up! wecrossed the teen age. we wasted the last 20 years. our eyes are filled with dreams. we are surviving on our dreams. hey, in the rush you forgotto shave your moustache! and you didn't shave your beard. what shall we do now?- let's hide our faces. will you come?- where?

to the hotel.- to the hotel? i will give you 5,000rupees per hour. promise?- promise. sir, this man is asking meto come to the hotel room. he said he will give me5,000 rupees per an hour. it's a month's salary.may i go with him once? why is he calling you?- he might want some company.. ...for a drink. - he's not askingyou to come for a drink. then?

oh god! he called me for that?i'll teach him a lesson. shall we go?- you have a moustache? men do have moustache.- so you are a eunuch? what else did you think?- sisters! hey, he might be here anytime.cover your face. where is he? he will come here like alove elephant. he's remo. he will crush you withhis kisses. he's remo. girls, hide your hearts.he's remo.

rambo remo! he will drive away yoursleep. he's rema. he will throw flowers withhis eyes. he's remo. he's the thief of hearts.he's remo. this is what i called thekite falling in our hands. someone has started an exhibition. without further delay imust show them my talent. lt's a beautiful day. this figure is so tall. yoursari is very beautiful.

did you buy it in jayshreebrothers or in dc brothers? in paruchuri brothers!- what! in paruchuri brothers? when did venky andgopi open a show.. ...without my knowledge?- they didn't open a shop.. ...but they bought this sari for me. so you are public property! ok. your sari's even better.did you buy it in.. ...bommana brothers? - no, myneighbors chandana brothers.. ...bought it for me.- this is also public property.

thief! thief!- police! police! hey, we are the police! - sorry!i got a bit involved in the sari. are you female police?- scoundrel, can you see.. ...our moustache and body hair.we are male police. then.. - what will youdo with those details! actually i have a bitof ladies weakness. to be frank i didn't put my handover there for the chain. i too felt the same andco-operated with him. you can ask him.- shut up! come with me.

come.- in spite of being policemen.. ...you came in disguise andfooling the common man? ok, i will not mind it. i willnot get caught so easily.. ...the next time. think of meas a cousin and leave me. did you hear him! he's not sayingthat he'll quit stealing.. ...but he's saying that hewill not get caught again. i am saying that i will quitstealing lead a normal life. you are not as big as a terrorist.- i gave you advice.. ...with so much affection,but you rejected it?

now since you are arrestingme please do me a favor. shall i call your family lawyerand ask him to arrange.. ...the bail for you?- no, i will get bored alone. so shall we bring a girl for you? won't you let me completewhat i say? i have a cousin. if you arresthim we will stay here together. where is he?- wait a minute! i'll see. the one with watermelon in hand. what! it's him?- the eunuch? - yes, he's my cousin.

but he doesn't look like a thief!- you are so innocent. like in the days gone by wethieves are not wearing.. ...check lungis, striped vests,and kerchiefs around neck. we are coming in disguisejust like you. you know what i did yesterday,i went to.. ...care hospital in doctor'sdisguise and conned a patient.. ...of 25,000 rupees bysaying that he needs.. ...an open-heart surgery.- and he gave you the money? i told him that an open-heartsurgery means..

...we have to perform a surgeryon an open street.. ...and i took the money fromhim saying i will arrange.. ...the operation table in ameerpet. you're not an ordinary person.- it's all due to your blessings. wait a minute. i willbring him as well. come fast. i am alreadygetting bored. bye. thank you. - sir, that thiefis escaping on our jeep. oh god! he fooled us. hey, stop!- hey, stop! hey, stop!- it doesn't have sufficient petrol.

we filled the tank justa while ago, didn't we? i said that to make him stop thejeep, but still he didn't. he thought that sinceit's a police-jeep.. ...he will get free petrolat petrol pumps. if i lose this jeep on my joiningday, both of us will lose our jobs. you are right. and thatjeep is our sp's jeep. shall we call the controlroom and inform them? that we lost the jeep?- no, but to tell them to catch him. no. we will catch him.- but how? - by chasing him.

let me hear some songs. bravery is the keyword. never lose the courage, brother. bravey is the keyword. why are you driving so fastlike we are in some race? drive slowly.- do you call 120 miles/hr speed? in my college days i usedto drive at 150-160! people used to call me superman. who's he? spiderman?- he must be his father.

how's my hairstyle?- hey, my wig! my wig! you old fox!- darling. darling. you baldy. hey, don't run so fast! did you get shocked onwatching the stick! sir, i am not shockedto see that stick. i am shocked of your running.i saw so many chases.. ...in my life, but nota chase like this. i am the state champion in running.

i got this job in sports quota.- i got cheated. had you told me about it there iwouldn't have started the jeep. anyhow let me touchyour great feet, sir. so you want to pullmy legs and run away? run away? even after watchingyour rocket-speed? i don't have that much courage. even if i run away youwill walk and catch me. i knew the matter completely.- sir! - but, sir.. are those legs or dunlop tiers?

you ran like a dog was chasing you. if i had such horsepowerno could have caught me.. ...and i would've reachedthe dawood league. sir, i would like to make smallsuggestion if you don't mind. what's that? - resign the si'spost and shift to our job. you will have a great future.- i will kill you with this stick.. ...if you dare to giveme such foolish ideas. nagesh.- sir. - find out where the sp is. what! you got cds of porn moviesin alfanso video parlor?

pass the phone to its owner.what's the matter, dude! you said you didn't have anycds when i came there. what! my concubine tookthose cds that day? i will kill you. she doesn'twatch such type of cds. tell me does jyoti lakshmiever watch such cds? she doesn't watch such cds.- well-said. if the quality is fine.. salutations, sir. - are you ansi or a professional killer? now you are riding a jeepbecause you plan..

...didn't work out with the cycle?- no, sir. i was too thrilled that icaught a heinous criminal. that's why i was driving so fast.- it's our bad luck.. ...that you are still alive.- and where's the criminal? don't waste time. let's go. he's behaving as if he'ssardar potti paparaidu. well-done, my boy.- thank you, sir. i said it to my si.- very good, my boy. you shouldn't give him a pat.- i will do that.

you too shouldn't do that.well-done, my boy. thank you, sir.- on the first day of your duty.. ...your proved your talent. ifthere's one person like you.. ...the rest of the policemen cantake leave and rest at home. can we take leave and take restat home, sir? - shut up! i said it in a flow. don'ttake it so seriously. by the way who is he? is he bin laden's right-hand man? he's not even the dust of hisleft hand's finger. - i see.

is he a terrorist oflashkar-e-toiba? - jihad! he's not even the greyhair on their head. then is he the head ofsome radical-group? he's not even a torchlight intheir hand. - then who is he? he's a chain snatcher, sir.- what! you tied died such an ordinarychain snatcher with chains.. ...and brought him here likeveerapandya katta bramhanna? i told him that a smallthread will do for me. he's new to this job. he wasa bit too excited. - shut up!

he snatches chains from women.. ...but can snatch a dog's chainif he gets a chance to do so. but still how can you tie himdown like that. if you do so.. then according tosection wen-mk. ...you will get a harsh punishment. he knows about the sections as well. not just about sections,but i also know.. ...about your secondset-up jyoti lakshmi. how do you know about her?- a few days ago i went to..

...her house for stealing, but inthe dark in stead of grabbing.. ...that article i grabbedsomething else. she's so bad. she can'tsay no to anyone. what's her address, sir?- 5-12-20914161 saiteja residency". that's the old address. sheshifted to a new house now. sir, please give us her new address. i am not a dumb to giveyou the address. i thought you were bringingsome al-qaeda terrorist.. ...so i canceled my programwith the cm.

he might appear like a junior, buthe's very senior in this field. his daddy is also our guest.- guest? he committed 3 murders and 6 rapes.. ...and is at swarnapally jailright now. - is it true? not just my family, but my entirefamily is settled there. because of your departmentwe are living freely.. ...without any worry of rentor food or anything else. a few days ago we came toknow about my sister.. ...and the jail's superintendent'slove affair and got them married.

as a brother i wanted to gifta honeymoon package.. ...for my sister and brother-in-law.that's why i came out. shut up! - raj babu, never evergive us build-ups again. he's leaving. ask him whatmy program is. - sir. shall we leave him?- why? so that next i can use a threadto arrest him next time. stop kidding. take him to the court. what will he do in the tennis court! don't let our department downin front of the thieves.

the court of justice.now who's this! is it jyoti lakshmi?- i won't tell you that. hello! dear body? where? i was born and the world cried. i was crying and theworld was laughing. i was laughing and theworld was crying. i don't have anything to dowith this world anymore. don't care! master.- i'm not your master.

it's alright. is he deador is she sleeping there? i heard that he's dead.- he died just like that? i think the doctors killed him.- but why are these people.. ...so happy as if they meteach other on some tour? they were crying when i came here. to console them i said that hewon't return even if we cry. and all of a suddenthey stopped crying.. ...and having a good time here.- it's a new world! by the way how are you relatedto the dead body?

i am not related to that dead body. i used to be his elderson when he was alive. but why aren't you crying?- what's the use! he willed his wealth to himselfin the next birth. you must at least be crying sincehe didn't will his wealth.. ...to you. - you're right. thanksfor reminding me. - it's alright. you passed away without willingyour wealth to me. how can you do this to me! i saw you somewhere.- i appear on tv regularly.

in 'crime watch' or in 'crime andevil'? - i felicitate people. correct. so you are the foolwho felicitated my son. i see. so that rape-caseboy is your son. has someone tried torape that kid again? tell me, i am ready tofelicitate him again. no, he's working inhyderabad as an si. from now onwards he will beraping girls. very good. what good! he filed a casein the court secretively.. ...but you felicitated himand brought him on tv.

now whenever he goes tosee a girl they ask him.. ...if he doesn't have current,if he doesn't have generator.. ...if he doesn't have a transformer.. ...and they are doubting andinsulting my son. rascal! he had the courage to reject agirl and instead of embracing.. ...such a man girls are embarrassinghim? so sad! by the way mr. chidatala apparao..- yes. ...as far as i know you havea daughter, don't you? yes, as far as i knowi have a daughter.

she's your daughter. you gave an a-certificateto that boy. why don't you get your daughtermarried to his son? will you accept her as yourdaughter-in-law? - of course! but before that tell me howmuch can you give in dowry? i can give about 5-6 lakhs. she's his only daughter. ifhe too passes away like him.. ...then all the money willbe your son's money. i don't have any objection,but make sure that he..

...prepares his will beforehe passes away. hello! balanagar police station! what! there's a snake in your house! what do you want us to do! what's your opinion on police!we are not from municipality! hang up! who's he! he's asking me tocatch the snake at his home. no one values police these days. a few days ago a lady calledme and said that she was..

...unable to tie her blouseand asked me to tie it. and when i went there i found outthat she's a 90 year old lady. does she need a blouse at this age!- hear this! a few days ago a lady calledme and asked me to send.. ...two constables to protect herpotato chips on her terrace. and when i told her that wedon't guard potato chips.. ...she questioned mewhy we are hanging.. ...'may i help you' boardoutside the station.. ...and gave me a lecturefor half an hour.

but why did you hold thephone for so long? her voice was a bit tempting. wait a minute. i willlift the phone. look, we are not here to openyour coconut-oil bottle's lid.. ...to put the threadin the needle's eye.. ...and to wash your utensilswhen your maid is not there. i am your si's sister.- sorry. it's your sister. hello! - brother. - what'sthe matter, smita? granny! our granny!we lost our granny.

come here immediately or else.. ...you can never see her again. what's this! i thought thehouse will be crowed.. ...like chiranjeevi's movie premier.. ...but there is no crowd over here. they might have taken away thebody. - even if they took.. ...away the body there must atleast be the sounds of cries. they must be tired ofconstant crying.. ...and must be relaxing for a while.- granny!

she's the one who died.- granny! mother. son. it's over. it's over. i didn't know that you would behere. i finished the coffee. there's no milk at home.- i am not crying for coffee. then?- granny. - granny. brother.- sister. how did this happen?- she woke up early morning.. ...and had a bath andtwo plates ldlis..

...and drank this much coffeeand went to the temple. she must have died when sherang the temple's bell.. ...and when it fell on her head. that means she passedaway in his temple. if i ever die i would liketo die in that way. i can still hear my granny's voice. not just her voice, but granny'sspirit is here for you. you are calling me a spirit?- chandramukhi! jyotika! granny, are you fine?- nothing will happen to me..

...till your marriage.- i saw a nice match for you. you wouldn't have had come herehad i told you about it.. ...so i had to kill your granny. i have to see a match again.i won't go there. why are you touching myfeet like lord vasudeva? because you are a donkey.- all of my friends are going.. ...to prakasham barrage withtheir respective husbands.. ...on their scooters.- so you want me to take you to.. ...prakasham barrage, right?- not with you, but with your..

...brother-in-law.- sir! are you a brother? do you have a liver? there arebrothers who touch others' feet.. ...to get their sisters marriedand on the other hand.. ...there are you. you don't havethat thing? - what's that? sister sentiment. she's beggingyou for a husband.. ...but you don't even care abouther. you're not a brother. if i had such a sister i would'veasked her to elope.. ...with the man of her choiceand i would've given her.. ...some money and packedher suitcase. - stop it!

don't give me stupid leads.- alright. this will be the last timei am going to see a girl. if it's ok, it's fine. or else iwill never get married in this life. what are you saying! theboy's family is coming.. ...to see you and you are sayingthat you can't come? so what do expect me to do!you want me to marry.. ...a person after meetinghim hardly for 5 minutes? don't talk rubbish. i knowhis family very well. there are many guys herewhom i know. hi, tarun!

who's he? your boyfriend?- ex-boyfriend. but you have to meet this guy.the boy has a good height. you won't need laddersto hit nails in future. and the boy is also very sort.you can keep him in your grip.. ...after marriage and youcan play games with him. daddy, i have a few ambitions. i already designed how mywould-be husband should be. hi, dipen! coming! ok, daddy! bye!- listen! what did she say! did she sayshe doesn't want to come?

how did you know that?- she's my daughter. you mean there's nocontribution of mine. there's no need to getinto those things now. call the boy's family and askthem to cancel the program. i tried to call them, but theyalready left the house. then you deal with them.- where are you going? to the beauty parlor. - how canyou go away just like that! why? will you show me as the bride? society won't accept itif i get married again.

you got it in that way? what shall i do now! our landlord mr. s.v. rangarao can give me some advice. mr. ranga rao! oh god! what the hellis wrong with you! sorry, uncle. i couldn't see you. i felt like a road-roller rammedinto me at 160 miles/hr speed. i never got such a shock before. do you eat cement and pebbles..

...that you are so strong? baby, drink some horlicks, orelse you will become weak. have it, dear. have it.- if he encourages her like that.. ...then he will have to buya crane to move this girl. what do you want? whydid you come here? i fixed a match for my daughter. the boy's an si, buthe's a nice fellow. and when they are cominghere to see the girl.. ...my daughter called me andsaid that she's not coming.

by the time i called the boy'sfamily to cancel the program. ...they already left the house.i don't know what to do. i came here if you can giveme some cunning idea. tell them what the matter is.- they will throw sandals? at me? - at me. i should'vetold them about it earlier. it's enough, daddy.- my sweetheart! idea!- but you asked me for an idea! so that it shouldn't be late.- and what's that idea? how would it be if we show yourdaughter as my daughter!

no! what if they like my saundarya?- come on! no human being is goingto like this mountain. so you want to say that my daughterwon't get a husband? i didn't mean that.- god forbid, even if he likes.. ...our daughter..- our daughter? she's my daughter. i agree that she's your product. even if they like your girlwe will tell them.. ...that your daughterdidn't like the boy. dear, will you act like abride for just 5 minutes?

i feel shy. - sit there withoutfeeling shy for 5 minutes. please.- it's alright, dear. sit there. you will also get some practice.take the boost. but she had a bucketfulof horlicks just now! she had another bucketfulof bornavita as well. how does it bother you!- sorry. mother, you too sit there.- what will mother do there? i will be there.- let her sit there along with her. my wife's not at home anyway.- why did you touch her?

you want my wife to act asyour wife. how do i look? i will stab you.- you misunderstood me. i don't even touch my wife,what makes you think.. ...that will touch your wife?i asked her to be there.. ...not as my wife, but asyour daughter's mother. what's the difference?- come on! he's requesting so much. please say yes.- why are you so interested in it? these days when i see tv serials.. ...i feel like i am a betteractress than them.

nayanatara, you are notan ordinary actress. you're my goddess who camehere to save my reputation. she's not your goddess.she's my goddess. i said so because you'rethe landlord of my house. look, girl! you getready immediately. the boy's family is about to arrive. please come. sit down. call the girl immediately. theauspicious time is here. saundarya! - but you said yourdaughter's name is roja.

we call her saundarya at time.- don't you call her meena? what's the need of twonames of one girl? he gave her one name andi gave her another one. who's this fatso? he lookslike an elephant. i am the girl's father. he meant he's like a father-figureto my daughter. what's the need of a father-figure.. ...when the real father is present. he lives in our neighborhood. hehas a lot of affection for her.

but still he can't be her father.he should be her uncle. i will ask her to call himuncle from now onwards. you will make my daughter callme uncle? i won't accept it. oh! come on! i understand the affectionthat you have for her. she used to call him daddysince she was a kid. so he couldn't bear the uncle'stag all of a sudden. ok, now call the girl.- alright. saundarya! roja! hey, you! dear, i'm callingyou. bring our daughter.

what's this! why is he addressingyour wife as 'dear'? does she have two husbands? sorry. i forgot it. she's his wife.i thought she's my wife. how can you think so!- sorry! mrs. nayanatara, bring the girl! the beautiful babe is here! o beauty! o beauty! o beauty! she's appears like a red apple. put your hands up!

start playing the band! ..with passion. i will zip it, lockit with the music. sir, did you see the girl?- i am feeling shy. you will feel really shy whenyou see her. look at her. oh god!- son! why did he fall down?- what else can he do! our si's heart is asstrong as granite. that's why he's still alive. if itwas someone else in his place..

...he would've died by now.- stop it! he was pleasantly surprisedat her beauty. it's not because of her beauty,but it's because of her fatness. you shut up! - the girl lookslike the golden mountain in.. ...mckenna's gold. two eyes arenot sufficient to see her. you are right.- did you really like her? concentrate on her, sir.- do you want us not to like her? no, i will be the happiestif you like her. i think the boy didn't likeher. look at his face!

he looks like a banana in de-fridge. i have never seen him happier. the girl took after you,expect your bald head. what rubbish! she took after me. how can his daughter takeafter you! - he lives in.. ...the adjoining house. hemight have co-operated. girl, what's your educationalqualification? - mba! but your father said thatyou failed tenth class.. ...and are working as a salesgirl.- she wanted to..

...study mba, but she quitstudies after she failed.. ...in tenth standard. that'swhat she was about to say. forget studies! dear, didyou like my grandson? i hope she didn't.- i liked him very much. oh god! i guess she didn't see his face.see him properly, girl. i saw him, uncle.- she's calls her father uncle? i told you that she failedin tenth failed. she doesn't know thedifference between..

...father and uncle. girl, youmay go to your room now. shall i go, daddy?- she calls her father uncle.. ...and she calls her uncle father.it's something fishy. no, there's nothing fishy. sheliked him so much.. - here! she liked him so much that she'sconfused with happiness. she's failed in her tenth standard. dear, please come here once.- yes, i'm coming. why is he going whenyour wife called you? she takes his advice in everything.

why does she take his advicewhen her husband is present? they are neighbors. she mustbe using the helpline. you too please come inside,brother. - brother? she too failed in tenth standard,uncle. - uncle? did you see this! i toogot confused and called.. ...brother-in-law uncle. - youmust also have failed in tenth! correct. you have such a sharp mind. i'm sure you passed in tenth.i will go inside once. this way.- thank you.

what's going on!- the girl's a bit fat. they must've thought thatwe will not like her. that's the reason they area bit confused. that's all. what's the matter? - brother,i thought that she will never.. ...get married in this birth.it's her good fortune.. ...that they liked her.she too liked the boy. please fix this match. is there a problem?- yes, the girl liked the boy. she's saying that if sheever will marry someone..

...then it has to be your son. then why are you sayingit with a dull face? i thought you won't like it.- we are 100% ok. the marriage must happenin a grand way. even if i need to mortgage my head.. ...i will make sure thatit's a grand occasion. why would you mortgage yourhead for his daughter? he too has a head. a round one! it's a bald one. he thoughtit's not a head. right?

we don't differentiatebetween our daughters. we treat each other's daughtersas own daughters. fix a date and send us a message. sure. you may go now.- that's why we stood up. let's go.- shall we leave sir here? shut your mouth.- i shut it. - lift him. oh my god! his temperatureis 116 f. - 116 f? yes. this is my thermometer record. shall we call the guinnessbook people?

he never got a sneeze or a cough. what happened to him, doctor? he must've seen something scary. he saw a girl for a match.- did you show him.. ...some scary looking girl?- it's made in bezawada.. ...but she looks like benz lorry.- so that's the matter! ok, give 60 tablets per hour.- it's for us? no, it's for the patient.- 60 tablets per hour? you can also give him 30tablets per 15 minutes.

do you have a medical shop?- my brother-in-law has one. the address is written in it.buy it from his shop. he will give 20% discount.- to you? - no, it's for you. and he might get an 80% discount. where are you going?- to hyderabad. what's the need to gothere for a few days! the date of marriage is10th of this month. you can leave along withyour wife after marriage. who's getting married?- your mother and me.

what are you saying!- then what else shall i say! i am a human being. howcan i marry an elephant! elephant? - ok, dinosaur.i will never marry her. what does that girl lack?- everything's in excess. she's their only daughter.that's why she was.. ...pampered a bit.- they pampered her.. ...and turned her into a truck.- the girl might be fat.. ...but she's so sweet.- then go and cuddle her. but please don't forceme to marry her.

if you get our si married to herand if she throws her hand.. ...on him as a joke he will breakthe windows and fall on road. and if she drops her legon him during sleep.. ...his leg will bebroken into pieces. and it won't be of any useeven if you take him.. ...to jaipur or putturafter the accident. he's burning with anger andyou are adding fuel to fire. take a vow in front oflord of seven hills.. ...that you will bring herto his temple on barefoot.

she will become thin in no time. and if she slips there he willbe left with just six hills. she will become slim ifshe goes to the gym. who'll become slim? her trainer? don't talk like that! i have alot of expectations from you.. ...that you will agree to this match. why are you wiping tearswhen she's crying? no matter whoever cries in yourfamily i always find it funny! but when i see your sistercrying i too gets tears.

you don't even have the sympathyfor me that others have. look, if you need moneyfor your marriage.. ...i will ride a rickshaw andmother will sew clothes. generally mothers sew clothesonly after fathers die. you can sew clotheseven when he's alive. and father will work as a coolieand granny will work.. ...as a maid, and wewill get you married. but please don't forcethat road-roller on me. is that your final decision?- this is quarter-final..

...and semi-final decision as well.- this one? move aside. hey, where are they? - they mustbe at the doors to stop us. let's leave from the backdoor.- correct. what's this! - stools belowus and ropes above us. and then are in between them.- you shut up! you said that you will die, butyou won't marry that girl. that's why we are dying.- so you are trying to emotionally.. ...emotionally blackmail me?- brother, i have a last wish. you want to die as a married woman?

after our death build a commongrave for all of us. with granite or with marble? with whatever his budget permits? then it will be the cheapest stone. hey, hrithik roshan,they are my family. it makes sense if theytry to commit suicide. but what's wrong with you?- i have been asking them.. ...to give me a raise, they saidthey will give me a raise.. ...when you'll get married. youwill never get married and..

...i'll never get a raise. there'sno use in living anymore. priest sitarama shastri,what's wrong with you! i couldn't fix even a singlematch since last six months. i am in deep slump. i thought thatif this marriage is fixed.. ...i can clear my debts. butthis one has also missed. look how many lives are taking. son, think about itfor the last time. will you tie her the sacred thread.. ...or do you want to see thisrope in around our necks.

will you marry her or not? will you marry her or do youwant us to commit suicides? what do you want?- what do you want? have you seen it! sincehe is dying anyway.. ...your servant is alsotrying to dominate you. try to get some emotionand run in slow motion.. ...and kick all thesix stools at once. you will get rid of thistrouble. except him! why aren't you saying anything?

say something. we are alsogetting late for our train. ok, go ahead with it. they are really committing suicides. get down. i will marry that girl. what we worried abouthas come true! why has god done this to us? it's a situational song, isn't it? that sad music is making it worse. mere thought of marryingthat cylinder..

...giving me a shiver down the spine. tell me a path to break this match. do you have a pen? - will youdraw some diagram of the plan? i need to think about it.- to think about you need a brain.. ...but not a pen. - haven't youseen our writers' photos? we will get ideas ifwe are in this pose. did you get it?- yes. - what is it? the ink of this pen. idea! since we couldn't slashthem in this direction..

...let's slash them fromthe opposite direction. it won't look good if policemenkill common people. don't take everything literally.i didn't ask you to kill them. what i meant was to make thegirl's family reject you. why would they reject me?- assume that you are a fool. scoundrel, we might notbe on duty right now.. ...but that doesn't meanyou can scold me. don't get me wrong! if they getsuch an impression about you.. ...they will automaticallyreject you.

who's that?- is chidatala apparao at home? he's cooking in the kitchen.- hey, your master is cooking.. ...and the maid is readinga magazine in the veranda? are you kidding me! i am not themaid. - are you his relative? yes, a very close relative.i am his wife. you're his wife? - yes. i amapparao's wife bipasha basu. didn't your parents ever feellike changing your name? look, mrs. bipasha,if you are his wife.. ...then who's the lady whowas with him that day?

he might have two wives. shemust be his second wife. shut up!- why did she become upset? she must be his first wife.am i right? - hey, appi! wait a minute, basu. i am bringingcoffee for you as well. when did you marry againwithout my knowledge? i hadn't even done anythingto my first wife till now. then how did you get that daughter?- it's you? yes, it's us. tell us ifshe's your first wife.. ...then who's the lady waswith you on that day.

she's.. she's..- tell me! i want to know who it is. a lady will bear anything, butshe will never tolerate to.. ...share her rights to harass herhusband with another woman. who's she? - basu, we can talkabout those things later on. you go inside for thetime being. oh god! i will decide if i haveto go inside or outside.. ...only after you tell me who she is. i will tell you everythingpersonally. listen to me! no, i won't. you left me withno other option other than..

...river godavari. give me money.i'll go to rajamundry. what's the need to go to rivergodavari to commit suicide! there's krishna dam nearby.- and it would also be easy.. ...for him to collect your dead body. i am going to rajamundry notto jump into river godavari. then? - my uncle gotum gangaraju,a famous goon.. ...lives there. i will tellhim and get him punished. don't go that far. i am innocent.- shut up! - oh god! leave me.

they fight every second day. sir! sir! mr. ranga rao.- what happened? you are beating your husband again? son-in-law, when did you come here? i am really tensed right now.you don't call me son-in-law! he's your husband's second set-up. you can see how close heis to her even in public. so she's the otherwoman in your life. and that's the reason you didn'twant to leave this house..

...when i suggested of shiftingto some other house. you said that the landlordis very compatible. sister-in-law. sister-in-law, youcompletely misunderstood me. what actually happened is..- don't tell me anything. you will say that itwas a lonely night. and you committed a mistakebecause of a thunder. and ever since then you arecontinuing with it, right? how did you like my husband!he repels even me. as if you don't repel me.- the fights in a family..

...are so interesting, aren't they?- that's the reason.. ...the family drama movies andserials are always hits. sister, let me tell you..- what will you tell me! that my husband is sobhanababu and you would ask me.. ...to adjust with him likesharada and vanishree? so he's sobhana babuand you both are.. ...sharada and vanishree?- and he's jagapati babu? yes, he became a bit fat these days. will you all keep quiet for a while!

i can't bear this tension.i will tell you the truth.. ...before my marriage collapseslike world trade centre. look, son, actually whathappened is that.. have you seen those shots, son?that's what has happened. i knew it! i knew thatthis baby elephant.. this baby elephant was bornto these elephants. son-in-law, please don't get upset. you want me not to get upseteven after such a betrayal? do you still expect meto marry your daughter?

i will file a case againstyou all right now. hey, take out the charge-sheet. there's no need for chargesheets and bed sheets. tell this matter to your family.they will break this match. correct. correct. correct. let's go. son. son. son.- father, he's leaving. girl, your father's there.- father, ask him to come back. son. you said that that sunday is anauspicious day, didn't you?

there's a one-day cricketmatch on that day. i won't be free.- then fix it on monday. my wife might change hermind if we delay it. betrayal.- deception. fraud.- cheating. you are right. the auto-driversof bejawada.. ...are worse than thecity-bus drivers. mother! granny! sister!hey, hritik roshan! they too know that.- it's not the auto-matter.

it's not the meter-matter as well. that chidatala apparaocheated us like.. ...chit fund company. - the jewelrythat girl was wearing.. ...doesn't belong to her?- that girl doesn't belong to them. is she their adopted daughter?- it's his neighbor's daughter. say it clearly. how dare is he to deceiveus in that way! i will cut him into pieces.- one minute, father. take this, father. go andcut him into pieces.

it's not a sword, but it's a stick. the weapon is not important,but what is more important.. ...is ambition. you carry on, father. and listen, if they hit youback just give us a call. we will bring a doctorin an ambulance. shut up and get out of my way!- ok, we'll bring a nurse. thank god! veturi sitarama shastri, whydid you lie to us that.. ...that girl is chidatalaapparao's daughter?

i am an elder person andi am also a poor man. please forgive me.- never again bring a match for me. even if you receive a proposalfor me lie to them.. ...that this is my tenth marriagelike an arab sheikh. if they don't believe you tellthem that he's got aids. shut up! - tell them thati have got tb or cancer. so you want to say thati will never get married? won't i get rid of my spinsterhood? brother, please get me a husband.

she's dying to get married.bring a guy and tell her.. ...that he's the cm of tamilnadu or the ceo of.. ...of the volkswagen companyand get her married to him. she thinks only about marriage. take these sweets asmy match has broken. when a match breaks people cry,but don't celebrate. mummy, you would've criedfor the rest of your life.. ...if i had got marriedto that truck. and she would have eaten theentire month's ration..

...in just one day. if youwant to buy her a sari.. ...you have to stitch 2-3 bedsheets together for her sari. with the cloth required tostitch a blouse for her.. ...you get stitch 2-3 chudidarsfor sister. - he's right. if she wants to take a bath youwill need a tank full of water.. ...and couple of big soaps. giveme some sweets. - take this. to feed that baby elephant weneed the food corporation.. ...or the reserve bank to sponsor us. middle-class people likeus can't maintain her.

son. - yes, father. - i cancelledapparao's match. i am proud of you, my dad.i am proud of you. why are you crying?- i am not crying, daddy. these are tears of pleasure.- tears of pleasure? isn't it called tears of pleasure? you are right. it's something else. yes, it's called tears of joy. now take these sweetson this occasion. you too take one.- what's that?

i talked to that girl'sreal father svr.. ...and fixed your match withthat particular girl. yahoo!- yes, you are a very lucky man. apparao said that he willgive 5-6 lakhs as dowry. but s.v. rangarao thoughlooks like a wholesale.. ...clothes dealer, but heis a very generous man. he has 15-20 crores property. he has got only one wifeand one daughter. the entire property will be yours.

you mean my son willbe a millionaire! oh god! then brother will getme a groom from america. he took after his grandpa. thesame happened to him as well. he came to see a girlin my neighborhood.. ...but at last he married me. i see. so this serial is goingon since a long time. i am getting married for thefirst time in my life. think about my safety for once. what's there to think about! thatgirl was born in maruti car..

...and was brought up in a benz car. why? couldn't her mothercarry her in the womb.. ...and deliver her in the car itself? i am saying that she'ssuch a costly girl. we don't even have a secondhand car. if you want a car iwill get one on rent. you can see the entire city on car. but please don't put thatburden on my head. is it a joke or are you serious?

his face looks very sad.he must be very serious. hritik roshan. - get the ropesready to strangle ourselves. father, like they alert thefishermen every time there's.. ...a storm, you can't call forropes each and every time. it's not done. - then you tiethe nuptial thread around.. ...that girl's neck. - you aresaying the same thing again? then i will change my words now. the strangling program is cancelled. marry her.

sir, the ropes and the stoolsare ready. - let's go. don't go. you need not die for me. for you people i will die..i will marry her. we are about to get married, girl. you can see the arrangements. son, why the guests runningin that direction? has some film-star arrived?- no, we're watching the groom. you are watching the groom?- to see who dared to.. ...marry that mountain.- ranga rao used to worry a lot..

...about how he will gethis daughter married. but at last he succeededto trap someone. don't worry. this is calledlife. control yourself. i can't hear those words.come with me. are you going to commit suicide? no. to stop the marriage. the arrangements are reallygreat, brother-in-law. thanks a lot, brother-in-law.- sir, our si is calling you. sir, what's the matter? havewe done some mistake?

you haven't done any mistake.i did a few mistakes. what? - i need to tell you somenaked truths about me, sir. don't call me sir. callme father-in-law. father-in-law, i take a drink.- to strength? not that drink, i am talkingabout brandy and whiskey. what's wrong in that!two pegs per day.. ...is good for health. thedoctors are saying so. i don't stay quiet after drinking,father-in-law? do you vomit?- no.

so you take something else?- yes, i take a prostitute. great! so you are verygood in that matter! what's the matter? thefather-in-law and son-in-law.. ...have already started eatingeach others' ears? no one values land-phoneswhen there are cell-phones. brother-in-law, my son-in-lawhas some great qualities. my daughter is really verylucky. she's lucky! who is he! - he's your father-in-law.the priest's calling you. father, i can't sit on that seat.

you want us to take you there?hold this, nagesh! that's not the thing. whenyou ask me to go there.. ...i feel like i am beingthe scapegoat. think about it for onemore time, father. we knew that you would createsuch problems at.. ...the last moment. that's whywe are carrying cold drinks. take a look. you are the groom's family. howcan you serve cold drinks! the servants are there to do it.

these cold drinks arenot for serving. you naughty! so youmixed whiskey in it? no. we mixed poison in it.- you want to commit suicide.. ...as you can't bear to see yourson marrying that fat girl? we decided to kill ourselves ifyou go against this marriage. lt won't stop! it won't stop! lt won't stop! thanks, son. you saved six lives. here! ladies, push that vehicle.

sorry. i mean bring the bride here. o my beautiful girl! i fell in love with you. i fell in love with you,o my beloved one. come here, dear. enterthe dragon. sit down. the groom has gone up!the groom has gone up! bring him down. who can survive if one is forcedto marry that mountain! i didn't mean he died.look that way.

if you sit on the edge the boy willfly in the air like a rocket. if you sit in the middlehe will be safe.. ...and he will be able to attendhis marriage. come closer. come closer to him. at thecentre. that's right. for his protection hold the seatfor a while. - alright. alright. do you exist? do you really exist? son, take the mixture ofcumin seeds and jaggery. this is not the timeto eat sweet and hot. you don't eat it andstop troubling me.

place this on the bride's head.- if i place it on her head.. ...is there any chance that antswould get on her head.. ...and bite her and kill her?- don't play jokes. do what i say. put! girl, you also do the same thing. put it on the groom's head. girl, you need to press it so hard. i didn't press him. i justplaced it on his head. you just touched him and thisis what happened to him.

if you had pressed him hewould have gone to hell. ladies, lift the girl's hand.- alright. i think we need a crane. he is not bleeding, is he?- keep quiet for a while. if wish he had a helmet. the bird is being forcedto marry the cage. son, tie the sacred thread to her.- to her finger? not to her finger or leg.tie it around her neck. this thread isn't bigenough for that neck.

i am sorry. by mistake ibrought the medium-sized. you need an extra-large one. i will extend it. now his bachelorhoodis about to end. this is the auspicious moment. there's the nuptial threadaround her neck. marriages are made in heaven. marriages are made in heaven.this is the auspicious moment. son, revolve around the fire.- you mean around her?

i didn't revolve aroundthe mountain.. ...but i asked you to revolvearound the alter. son, be careful. get up. ladies, why are you staring athim instead of helping him! push her like one pushes a lorry. madam, please co-operate with them. and she's blushing. justwalk the nuptial rounds. life is here. death is here. where else will we goother than this place?

son, put your feet on her leg.- tell me such easy things. girl, now put your feet on his leg. he tied the nuptial thread. whyare you punishing him now? it's a ritual. you keep quiet. girl, you put your feeton his leg very slowly. that really hurts! it lookedas if the lorry's tier.. ...was crushing a lemon. thepriest was even telling her.. ...to put her feet very slowly. the muscles tore and thebones were broken..

...only because she placedher leg slowly. had she pressed my legswith her full strength.. ...by now you would've gota wheel chair and clutches. please. don't make mesympathize with myself. this time you escaped luckily,but the real danger.. ...is lying ahead.- what danger! first night. - every couple lieover each other that day.. ...but you don't have that chance. it's alright if there'sa stone on road roller..

...but it's quite dangerous if theroad roller is on the stone. come, son. the auspiciousmoment is here. auspicious moment? what for?- for first night. you will have to let thegirl sit on your lap. don't make such programs.his legs will break. he's from a reputed familywho hit their thighs. ok, then, i will finish theritual in a simple way. come. get up. - you got me married.your wish is fulfilled. now you are you forcingme for the first night.

so that your wishes could befulfilled. - come on. let's go. where are you going?- to escort our sir. i will slap you. he's goingto meet his wife.. ...but he's not going toa prohibited area. go. here is the white sari. hereare the jasmine flowers. wear a white sari. adorn yourhair with the jasmine flowers. make me the luckiest man. what for? - this is the mostimportant night for us. this is the most importantnight for us.

take it. - what's this? poison?- it's thumbs up! women take a glass of milk withher on her first night. mother-in-law said thatyou don't like milk. i see. so you already learntabout my likes and dislikes! it's my dharma being your wife. you are not my wife.i don't accept you. she also told me that youwake up at midnights.. ...and eat snacks at that time.i brought snacks as well. there's something importantthat you should know.

what's that?- come with me. you are already getting so excited!wait for some time! don't go too far. i didn't holdyou for that reason. - then? you are not moving wheni pull you. do one thing. hold my hand and take me to mirror.i will tell you then. let's go. look at this! i look like stickand you look like a drum. look how our combination is. the drum sounds well onlyif it's hit with a stick.

oh god! oh god! i wanted awife like trisha or shreya. i would've adjusted with hereven if she looked like.. ...aishwarya rai, but i gotsomeone like kalpana rai. what are you saying! isn'tkalpana rai a woman? doesn't she have a heart?- yes, she has one. then you should've marriedsomeone like.. --iron-leg shastri or adnan sami-. look, i married you becausemy parents forced me to.. ...but not because i like you.

ok, you were against this marriage. are you also against the'first night' ceremony? i am against it as well.from today onwards.. ...there is no relationbetween you and me. we are husband and wifeonly outside this room. so shall i shift our 'firstnight' ceremony at outdoors? ever since i came here you aretalking about 'first night'. are you really that eager?- i am worry only about you. it's my responsibilityto keep your happy.

if you want me to be happythen you will have to.. ...sleep on that sofa andi will sleep on the bed. your wish is my command. no! wait.- you changed your mind. shall we sleep together on the bed?- stop kidding. if you sleep on that sofathe sofa's legs will break. you sleep here andi will sleep there. it will be difficult foryou to sleep there. you sleep on the bed. i willsleep in some other room.

no! if you sleep outsidepeople will think that.. ...i really don't have any current.you sleep here. your wish is my command.- you are using the line.. ...'your wish is my command'far too many times. do you think that if youbehave like that.. ...i will think that my wife is verynice and that i am the one.. ...who is torturing her andi will make a commitment? you made a commitmentwhen you tied.. ...three knots in around my neck.- you are a fool.

i knew that i wouldbecome your husband.. ...if i had tied threeknots around your neck. so i tied just three knots. evenyou parents didn't see it. your one knot is as muchas hundred knots. goodnight. have nice dreams!- bad night. have nightmares! what happened? you are therelike a lorry-driver.. ...who came straight from his duty.didn't you sleep all night? how can one sleep in lion's den? i feared that you would fall onme at the middle of night..

...so i was awake eatingthese snacks. saundarya! saundarya!- yes, coming. stop! don't kiss me at this time. what makes you think thati am going to kiss you! i didn't come here for that.- what are you doing! school dropouts like you won'tunderstand such mega-ideas. now go and open the door. listen! just blush after youopen the door. - alright. take a bath, dear. i willprepare tea for you.

did you get me now why did this! relangi raj babu is b.a. passed. whatever i do has some meaning. you go now.- alright. that's alright, but.. you may go. get up! i am calling you. get up. let me sleep for a while, granny.my body is aching. why is your body aching? justbecause your messed her hair..

...the bottu(dot on the forehead)and her flowers? when did you see it! did youfix some cameras here? you fool, you learnt aboutthese things from movies. and i practically sent 100sof brides into the room.. ...on their first night. yourtricks won't work with me. wash your face and get fresh.- what for? so that we could divorce herand to go our own way. we are not going anywhere. youand your wife are going. where?- to honeymoon.

to honeymoon? with her? no! a husband and wife shouldgo to honeymoon. then ask mother and father to go.- shut up! both of your should go.- then ask her to go to kashmir.. ...where there are terrorists,and i will go to ooty. don't behave stupidly andget ready. the car's ready. brother, come. get into the car. what are you staring at!get into the car. what if she asks for colddrinks in the car?

buy two thumbs up bottles for her. shall i ask mr. chiranjeevi'sfor money? why don't you say it clearly? take this 100 rupees note andspend as much as you want. but it's too big an amount.- if you save some money.. ...bring a couple ofeucalyptus bottles. it's good for cough and cold.- oh god! son, take this money.- what do you want? java oil? i don't want any javaoil or palm oil.

i just want you to give mea grandson. that's all. i might be a police office,but what makes you think.. ...that i'll accept bribe for that.- no, it's for your expenses, son. i booked a suite in taj residency. and when did you book the pants? son-in-law has a reallya great sense of humor. you need not pay the hotel. the driver will also be withyou along with the car. thank god, the three of uscan stay in the same room.

it will be safe for me. - no,i won't stay in your room, sir. i will take a separate room. by the way my name is nana patekar. you look like a telugu person,but you have a marathi name? my real name is aryan rajesh.but my mother told me.. ...a secret when shewas on her deathbed. that's why i had to change my name. alright, you should leave now, son. give me a call if you facesome problem over there.

i will be there to lookafter those things. where are you going?- to honeymoon. it's not their honeymoon,but not yours. my boss doesn't get anythingif i am not with him. he doesn't get anythingshe will guide him. you join your duty andcatch some thieves. tata. adieu. goodbye.i shall go now. vanakkam(salutations), sir! how can we not vanakka(shake)!

you are habituated to it.- vanga(welcome), sir! we too know that wehave to vango(bend).. ...when we come out of the car. good morning, sir. may i help you? you need not help me. myfather-in-law booked a room. give me the keys.- do you have any reservation, sir? yes! i english verywell speak! b.a, no? i coming bejawada from.honeymoon uncle arranged! booking room here.- sorry, sir. i'm not getting you.

see i raj babu, hyderabadsi. she my wife! we come honeymoon.- wow! even the boy who worksin the cycle-stand.. ...doesn't know such good english. but what's the use! she'snot able to follow me. i am a telugu person. when i can'tunderstand your english.. ...how can an english girlunderstand your english. what are you exactly expecting, sir? bejawada! mother durga's temple.

krishna river! recently therewas a religious ceremony. that's not what she asked.actually we have.. - stop! i'm talking to her. she's unableto understand my english.. ...who passed b.a. how can sheunderstand your english.. ...who is tenth failed candidate?see miss, i coming bejawada! her father booking room.- sorry, i can't understand, sir. oh god! she doesn't understandany english. they give her a job just becauseshe has white skin. we won't get a room if he talks.you talk to her, ma'am.

excuse me! we have a reservationbehalf of.. ...mrs. s.v. ranga rao,in the name of.. ...mr. raj babu and saundaryacoming from vijay wada. will you please find out?- yes, of course. this is your cottage, ma'am.- so nice! the room's very nice, isn't it? why are you looking at me like that! how do you know english so well? you must forgive me. i didn'tstudy till tenth standard.

i knew that you studied till lkgor ukg. - no, i am an m.b.a. m.b.a.?- yes. i studied till tenthstandard in ooty.. ...and the rest my educationwas done in australia. what! then why did you lie tome that you failed tenth? you would've felt bad ifyou knew that your wife.. ...studied more than you. - but youfooled me without telling me. anyway don't leak thismatter anywhere. if people find out that you'rean m.b.a and i'm a b.a..

...people will look at meas if i am a big fool. what's the matter? did youhear out conversation? it doesn't matter as youdon't understand telugu. sorry. you misunderstood me, sir.i understand it very well. i am a telugu person. iam from pichchuka lanka. alright. don't tell thismatter to anyone. that i am from pichchuka lanka, sir? no! that i am a b.a. andmy wife is an m.b.a. ok, sir. i'll tell people that youare an m.b.a and she's a b.a.

wait.- yes. sir, the newspaper costs 3 rupees. that's not for paper. it's for you.it's a tip. - it's a tip? yes. go and have a tea.- sir, this is not sillu surraj's.. ...cheap hotel on the road, it'sa five-star hotel. - i know that. take this as well. sir, i won't feel bad even ifyou don't give me any tip.. ...but please don't damage telugu'speople's reputation.. ...by giving a tip of50 paisa and 1 rupee.

if the management knowsabout this matter.. ...they will take your photoand glue it at reception. what? to let people know thati am a good customer? that you are a bad customer. they won't allot youa room next time. you will know the value ofmoney when you'll earn. what's your salary, sir?- 10,000 rupees. my salary is 20,000 rupees permonth. - boy. - yes, madam. your heart is as big as you.

did you give him a tip or didyou give him money on credit? it's a tip. - if everyone is likeyou then it will become hard.. ...for people like me to survive. you gave him 300 rupees as tiponly to insult me, right? no. i didn't you to feelsmall in front of anyone. if you are with me i willalways look small. o beloved one. o my beloved one. you naughty! we reached thisplace after a long journey.

let's not do it before a bath.- don't think too far. just because i brought a colddrink do you think that.. ...i'll get cold and get temptedand sing a song with you? that will never happentill i am young. i am removing my clothes totake a bath in swimming pool. people don't bath in the pool.they swim as an exercise. i know that. don't wait for me.- can't you swim? i meant i will be late. if we are on honeymoon witha beauty like her..

...then it would be calleda honeymoon.. ...but not with a fatso like my wife. my heart is yearningfor you today. my heart is singing for you today. this is the day of our unity. this will be the mostmemorable day for me. the distance betweenus should disappear. our wishes should be fulfilled. what's that! you look likea hippopotamus in briefs.

we need to wear the swimsuitwhen we swim. that suit didn't suit you at all.and you want to swim? we need to go to swim andgym to knock off pounds. if you jump into the swimmingpool the water will disappear. if foreigners see youthey will get scared. indian tourism is alreadyin dire situation. don't worsen it further.- it will be fine. foreigners are fatter than me.please don't say no. i will also swim with you.- with me?

if hotel-staff sees us togetherthey will think that.. ...i am giving a bath toan elephant. - please! ok, swim alone and don'ttalk to me. - thanks. where is he?- i'm here. why are you hanging therelike a trapped crow? you were here till now.when did you go there? i didn't come here intentionally. when you jumped into the pooli automatically came here. sorry.- look at those foreigners.

they are scared like theyare hit by a tsunami. run faster. tsunami once again! thank god, i was not under you. had you jumped on me i wouldn'thave been alive! look, if you want to swim thenindian ocean or arabian ocean.. ...will be better for you. suchpools won't work for you. how would i get down now?- shall i shake the stem? no! i will fall down like a ripefruit and will be smashed. i will catch you. - if i jumpfrom here you won't catch me..

...but you will have to preparefor my last rituals. what will you do now?- i will somehow come down. even villain mukesh rishishouldn't get such sorrows! can you climb the trees? canyou climb the rooftops? can you climb the trees andbring those flowers for me? can you bring thoseflowers for me? sir. would you like to orderdinner? - note it down. yes.- one chicken biryani. - right. mutton roast-

prawns pepper salt. apollo fish.lobster. mutton chops. curd rice. fruit salad.with vanilla ice-cream. sir, are you expecting some guests?- no. this order is just for both of you? she dishes won't besufficient for her. she will need half theitems in your kitchen. these dishes are for me.take her order there. alright. bye.- madam, would like to order dinner? two pulkha, one salted buttermilk.

hello! you need not feel shy.you can order what you want. your father is going to pay thebill. - i don't eat more than that. if you don't eat more than thathow come you became so fat? i didn't put on so much weightbecause of excess eating. but it's because of heredity.- that's the case with.. ...some people, madam. theyeat even two snacks and.. ...they put on so much weight.and there are some people.. ...who keep on eating likea hippopotamus all day.. ...but still they look like a stick.- pichchika lanka! - yes.

i know whom you are referring to.get out of here first. - oh! my dream-girl! you stay here.i will be back in a moment. i will follow you.. ..wherever you will go. i will give you a gift.. ..of our love. sir. sir. sir. why areyou running like that? do you want to go to loo?- no. i'm just jogging. it doesn't look like jogging.it looks as if you snatched..

...the receptionist's chainand running away! do i look like a thief?- well, 90% you look like that. this is not veera hanuman lodgein high-level junction. this is five-star hotel.no jumping. no jogging. you walk like that. style!style! style! ok? where's he? excuse me! can i sit here?- sure. it's not reserved. sorry. the bindhya(dot on theforehead) will shine.

no man in this world will beable to sit in front of her.. ...and not proposition her. if shesay 'yes', then i'm going to.. yes. what will you do? do you know telugu?- i am not a telugu tv anchor.. ...that in spite of being a teluguperson i won't know telugu. i am from guntur.- it's nearby vijayawada. what do you do there?- i don't do anything there. i am working in hyderabad.- then what are you doing here? are you on your honeymoon?- i came from training.

training for honeymoon? - it'sfor hotel management training. i'm not married yet. i didn'teven fall in love yet. thank god!- and what do you do? do you know satyam computers?- yes, of course. it's yours? - no. no. i work asan si in the police station.. ...next to it. - what! in spiteof being such a rich man.. ...you are working asa police officer? i not only do charity, but i alsowant to get people justice. that's why i am doing that job.- great!

thank you.- excuse me, sir. i kept your food in your cottage.shall i bring it here? no, but thanks. you need not pay the bill, sir.- this is not a bill, bill clinton. it's a tip for you.- oh god! it's a tip for me. my god! - till now i got only50 paisa and 1 rupee.. ...from some customers, but idon't give a tip less than.. ...1,000 rupees. i will 1,000rupees to beggars as well. you may go now.- thank you, sir.

hey, you! take good care of sir.he's our special client. whoever becomes your wifeis a very lucky girl. why shouldn't yoube that lucky girl? what do you mean?- i love you. how can you say it so fast?- because this is what.. ...i am going to sayeven after a year. i am going to hyderabadtomorrow morning. i will think about itby the time you return. how can i meet you there?

this is my cell-number. giveme a call when you return. we can meet there.- thank you. rambha, stop! rambha! come. please... i am calling you, darling. i love you. i like you. - you naughty!till now you pretended.. ...that you didn't like me, andnow you are calling me..

...as if you are sleep-talking. when the bird will beak the fruit. the shape of thefruit will change. what happened? why are you crying?- what else shall i do! i see. you are cryingbecause you missed.. ...such hot experience till now?- shut your mouth! for 24 years 3 months and 3 daysi protected my virginity. but today you robbed it likea dacoit. - you're the one.. ...who did everything.why do you blame me?

and what's the big deal! youlost your virginity to me. that's what i am crying about.i wouldn't have cried.. ...had i lost my virginityto mallika sherawat.. ...or rani mukherjee. god willpunish you for this sin. i know that. i will get theresult after nine months. you shameless lady! i made amistake in sleep and you.. ...instead of controllingme indulged in it. what! you didn't rape methat i would stop you. you made love to your own wife.

yes, why would you stop me!you are always ready.. ...for a chance to bed me.- i didn't fall on you. you're the one who pulledme towards you.. ...and started kissing me withoutgiving me a chance. what! i kissed you as well? no! no! god, can't you take me backto the past by a night? can't you give me back my virginity? i too want the same. i wishwe could relive last night. there is no end to your wishes.it's me who's..

no! we can't stay herefor one more minute. pack the luggage. we areleaving for hyderabad.. ...right now.- what's the need to leave now! let's stay here for a few more days. so that you could trapme a few more times? if required i willsacrifice my life.. ...but i won't losemy virginity again. where's the number thati wrote on my palm? you rubbed my cheek numberof times last night.

it might have disappeared. once again! oh god! how can i get twoblows in just one night? what's this exam?- why are you worrying so much! is it some locker number?- it's my lover's number. your lover's number?- i mean, it's a lottery number. i wonder where i will get thatticket in hyderabad city. how much? - it cost me 1.09.000rupees in finance. i didn't ask your auto's cost.i asked about the meter.

it cost me another 3,000rupees for the meter. what's the charge?- i see. the charge? it's 24 rupees. giveme 250 rupees extra. you want 250 rupees extra?- but look at your luggage! my luggage won't bemore than 4 kilos. i am not talking about those kilos.i'm talking about tons. but still you can't charge so much!give me some discount. ok, deduct 25 paisa from it.- are you kidding me! do you know who i am?i am balanagar's si.

do you know who i am?- rajnikanth of basha? i am your sp's concubine's brother. sorry. i didn't know aboutyour background. take this. you can keep the balance. is this your servant's house?- are you kidding me! it's mine. how can you live in such a smallhouse! - by paying rent. had i knew that i would marry you.. ...i would've rented foodcorporation's godown.. ...or a floor in ramanaidu studio.- raj babu.

i couldn't see you since10 days. where we you? i went to bejawada.he's the house-owner. she looks like golkonda.who's this anaconda? this anaconda is.. she's..- what's the matter! i thought you were a nice kid.i gave you this house on rent.. ...as you have the reputationof rejecting women.. ...even when they proposition you. but how dare you to bringa sex-worker to home.. ...and that too at daytime.- she's not a sex-worker.

then? - she's the burden ofmy life. she's my wife. when did you get married?- i got married one week ago.. ...accidentally. how can you marry a girl like her!- i was forced to. rama prabha, raj babu got marriedand brought his wife. the girl is as slim as a wire. have you seen them! till nowpeople used to laugh at you.. ...but now they are laughing at me. that's why i was againstthis marriage.

good morning, sir. - raj babu,i heard that you got married. just now he's backfrom his honeymoon. why didn't you invite me?- how can i invite you.. ...to my honeymoon, sir!it doesn't sound right. i mean why didn't you inviteme to your marriage? actually everything happenedin a rush, sir. marriage or honeymoon?- both. - it's ok. it's ok. give a party and invitethe entire staff. and introduce us to yourwife in the party.

sir, you want to see my wife?- why are you so scared! the thing is.. the thing is thatmy wife doesn't leave home. she's from a good family.- you mean our wives.. ...are not from a good family?- i didn't mean that. don't say one more one.you are giving a party.. ...along with your wife and weare coming there. that's all. what's the matter, sir? you areas worried as a prisoner.. ...who escaped from the central jail. i am wondering how to bringmy goods train to the party.

what's there to worry about!we can hire a lorry! transportation is not the problem. my landlord and the milkmanhas already laughed.. ...at her for half an hour. ifear if our staff sees her.. they will treat you as a fool.- that's why i want.. ...a good idea from you. here's the pen.- you are following me well. yes, you said that you gota beauty in ooty, right? request that girl and ask herto be your wife for 2 hours.

she will find out the truththat i am married. so you told her that youare a bachelor? - yes. and i lost her phone number as well. i don't even know wherei will get her now. then we can hire a beautifulgirl and give a party. good idea. where will we get a girl? you will get here. welcome,sir. welcome. you will regret it ifyou don't come here. the rates will increaseif you are late.

welcome, sir. welcome. - yes,i am here. what are the rates? damn cheap, sir! saricosts 1,000 rupees. chudidar costs 2,000 rupees.skirt costs 3,000 rupees. jeans costs 4,000 rupees.- is it a fresh stock? it's of imported quality, sir. youcan check the material. - ok. - go. ok. how's the material, sir?- midi's great. ok, pay the bill.- where's the trial room? we sell faces. you haveto get the places.

i am new to this city.you give me a place do you have another 100rupees in your pocket? yes, i have 100 rupees. take it. take her and go to thatred colored pub. - ok. don't go to the green coloredlight. there's another party. welcome, sir. welcome.- yes, we are here. - sir, it's you? no.- what a pleasant surprise! how's your business going on!- it's ready made clothes store. it's going on fine. - you areright. there's no man here..

...who won't need your clothes.- well-said, sir! sir! sir! - why are these clothessmelling of jasmine? to attract the customers i keptthe jasmine flowers inside. ok, give me some flowers.i will take them home. what will you do with thosesecondhand flowers, sir! i will get you fresh flowers,sir. you can take as many.. ...as you want. hey, flower!- even though they are.. ...secondhand flowers, still theyare very fragrant. - sir! sir! sir! don't open it, sir.

welcome, my darlings!- we are here, sweetheart come to me! cometo me! come to me! hi!' sir! where did you get these flowers?- sir! don't hold my feet. hold his feet.- who's he, sir? if i'm allu arvind,he's chiranjeevi. i got it. he's the new si. sir, i beg you. please forgive me. i will leave you if you do mea favor. - what's that, sir?

who's the girl in that van?- she's khushboo of kotipalli. she's fresh stock. she's superb.- call her out. khushboo, get down the van.sir's calling you. sir, so you too came for shopping?- stop kidding! i want this girl for rent for threehours. - i too give girls on rent. if you wish you can take her onrent for 3 days and 3 nights. don't go too far. i wanther to act as my wife. she will not act, butshe will live the role. a few days ago she actedin a tv serial..

...where she was in thecrowd in a crowd-scene. she also won an award.- did they request her.. ...not to act again?- come on, sir! you can take her. not now, i need her this evening. you too come along with her.- what will i do, sir? there's father-in-law's characteras well. you'll play it. then i will come with get-up.where's the location, sir? welcome, sir!- the sp is here. good evening, sir.- this is not an official party.

it's your marriage reception party.no formalities. be free. we can move in a friendly manner.- ok, balu. thank you. what! you calledme with my name? i will forget that you are ansi and i'll shoot you here. shall i give you a revolver, sir? give me the revolver. iwill shoot you as well. i said it in the flow. - i thoughtmoving in a friendly manner. it's not friendly manner. itwas offensive. - sorry, sir. it's alright. where's your wife?

the babe's here.- the babe's here? you don't have any respectfor si's wife? you asked us to move ina friendly manner, so.. only when you will throw a party,but not when you attend.. ...others party.- yes, sir. why are you so late?- what can we do! he said that he will sendher back in an hour.. ...but he took two hours to sendher. - ok! now come inside. sir, she's my wife.- greetings, girl. - hi!

your wife is really wonderful.i think she's from.. ...a very conservative family.- it's fresh stock, sir. it's fresh stock?- we are a newlywed couple. that's why he said so.- by the way who's he? i'm the one who arrangedthis cassette. you arranged the cassette?- yes. so you are a broker?are you a broker? he sent her from his houseto her husband's house. that's why he used that word.he's from a village.

he's your father-in-law?- you caught it well like dhoni. i am good at catching. sorry,dear! i couldn't come.. ...to your marriage. - it's alright.you can come next time. my wife also has a goodsense of humor like me. so you are made for each other! what's your name, dear?- khushboo of kotipalli. khushboo? ls yours aninter-caste marriage? no, it's her pet name.her real name is.. ...muramunda manjubhargavi.- muramunda manjubhargavi?

what's the matter? he knows moredetails about your wife.. ...than you do. - he's the onewho set me up with this girl. he set you up with her?then what about me? what do they mean by 'set you up'? he means he fixed my marriagewith his daughter. they are relatives.- you are relative? yes, he's my brother-in-law. whatare you staring at, fool! is it true?- yes, i guess so. you don't know that? - i too cameto know about it just now.

why are you behaving in a differentway? - different way? because you are our sp.- yes. so you are a bit intimidated by me? no tension. feel free. take this, girl.- is it a tip? no one gives such big amountas a tip. it's for booking. tip? booking? what's this language! buy a gift for yourself, girl.- thanks a lot. don't behave like a call-girl.behave decently.

thank you.- you brought it. congratulations, dear! wishyou a happy married life! where's he? hey, you!- hi, raj babu! hi, sir! - congrats! he's mr.sai kumar, jubilee hills' cl. i know him. - you know me?- you already forgot me? we met month in gandhipet farmhouseparty, didn't we? you met him? - in a party,son-in-law! she has a lot of friends. i lost my heart. i became alone.

o lovely breeze, can you findout where my heart is? did you remember me now? hi, rajashekhar of trishulam!- why is he blushing? thank you. she must havedone something with her.. ...that he is ashamed of.- oh god! i didn't know that she's so famous. i wonder what these peoplemust be thinking about me. what's there to think about!you want fish? they will think thatyou married her..

...like kamal hasan of 'nayakudu'! how can he marry a girl like her!- that's what made me.. ...gulp half bottle wine, butstill it didn't affect me. he must've met her on some raid. what's the matter! what arethey whispering about! are the arrangements fine?- they are not worried.. ...about the arrangements. what sort of officers are they!they forgot that she's your wife.. ...and see how theyare hitting on her!

why do you always want ashare in whatever i take! it would've been far better ifi had brought that cylinder. yes, you would've at leastgot some sympathy. why did you give me such an idea!- every idea doesn't work! what's the matter? why are youall staring at my daughter? no, it's nothing. we werethinking that raj babu.. ...is very lucky to get abeautiful wife like her. if you wish you can alsobe as lucky as him. shall i arrange for it?- will she come?

why won't she come if you pay money? but she's si's wife..- so what! she doesn't mix business andfriendship. - i can't believe it! wait a minute!- hello! - look on your left. she's looking in this direction.- wave at these fellows. hi!- she waved at us. - give a kiss. not to me. want one. one here. - is that enough ordo you want something else?

it's enough. we can'ttake everything here. each of give 5,000 rupeesin advance. - advance? do you know who we are?we are policemen. you are after all policemen.there are cis and sis.. ...standing in the line. i'llleave if you don't her. here's the money. here's my address. give me acall and tell me the place. you will get it deliveredat your door. who are they? passengers(customers)?

this si brought us to a great place. we booked some nice parties.- really! there will be houseful collectionsfor a month. and there won't be any raidingas well. - my dear police! i see.- go. how's this house, son-in-law?- it looks like a palace. whose house is it? - it's yourhouse from today onwards. don't show me false dreams.it's not right on your part. i am not kidding, son-in-law.my daughter said that..

...the house you are stayingin right now is a small one. that's why i bought this house. from today onwards youand my daughter.. ...can live happily here.- which girl? - saundarya! i thought i will get a newwife with a new house. son-in-law has such a goodsense of humor. - right. but we don't feel likelaughing at his jokes. dear, come here. what!- how's our bedroom?

don't say 'our' bedroom? let's stay in a commonroom my parents leave. common room?- so son-in-law, didn't you like.. ...your bedroom?- it's great. but when i will returnhome in uniform.. ...people will think that i am thewatchman, but not the owner. people will definitely thinklike that if you ride that.. ...broken cycle. my daughtertold me that you are going.. ...to station on cycle becauseyou don't have a vehicle.

isn't cycle a vehicle? - but still,when your wife and you.. ...would go out, cyclewon't look good. it won't look good, becauseit will break into pieces. that's why i bought a vehicle.- a road roller? you see it by yourself. this is..- ..for you. it's benz car. it must'vecost you 5-6 lakhs. you won't even get a spongecar for 5-6 lakhs. how much did it cost you?- it's not that costly, son.

it's just 52 lakhs. 52 lakhs? - do you havea press where you print.. ...fake currency notes?- no. i sold one of my sites. i have only one daughter.what more can i ask for.. ...other than your happiness!from now onwards.. ...go to the station on your car.- if i drive this car people will.. ...think that i am a driver, butno one will think that i own it. that's why i am giving youa driver. nana patekar! he knows me very well. i wenthim on his honeymoon.

he knows not just driving,but he knows everything. he will take care ofeverything you need. i know his abilities, but mysalary won't be sufficient.. ...to pay his salary and tobuy petrol for this car.. ...and to maintain such a big house. i will have to start stealingand rob banks for it. you need not do anyof those things, son. there's a shopping complexin ameerpet. shall we rob that? - we arethe owners of that building.

you get 2 lakhs rupeesper month as rent. he will give you that moneyfrom this month onwards. you can spend it.- sometimes i too feel very happy.. ...to be your son-in-law.- first of all saundarya and you.. ...go to the temple and offerprayers to the god.. ...to cast off the evileye off the car. what happened? - nothing. i willget down from this side.. ...and you get down from thatside and go to the temple.. ...from that way.- why? - do what i say!

the husband and wife cameto the temple together. then what's the need to getoff from different gates? get off from the right gate.it's auspicious. this is benz car. we can getdown in any direction. or else why would they fixtwo gates for this car? i waited for this morningsince many days. today when i see you.. ..my heart is dancing with joy. why doesn't it dawn? why doesn'tthe darkness leave?

hi! you too came to thetemple to pray alike me? to pray for what?- i came to request god.. ...to help me get you.- ok, but whose car is this? it's mine. i bought it.benz car. 52 lakhs. who is she? she's my wife.- but she seems to be very fat. that's what i am crying about.- who is she? she's.. she's a case..- a case(call-girl)! the moment i saw her in ootyi knew that she's a case.

don't meet such a people. youwill get hiv+. - shut up! she isn't that sort of case.she met me regarding a case. if she met you regarding a caseshe should've met you.. ...in the station, but how canshe meet you in a public place! what will the public say about you!- no interrogations! mind your business! sorry! he's a mad fellow.once he bit a mad dog. greetings, sir.- greetings. - i am greeting her. my name is saundarya. i am si'swife. - nice to meet you.

we shall meet again. we are ina rush right now. let's go. you go ahead. i willcome there later on. we must offer prayers as a pair. he's the one who willdrive the car, right? take him as your pairand offer prayers. no, thanks. i will go alone. i really pity you. - why? you thinki don't suit that benz car. no, but because that benzlorry doesn't suit you. exactly. that's whyi love you seriously.

your driver is looking at us.we can talk later on. bye. babe's arm is as softas a dunlop mattress. we don't have a mattress at home. will you come with meand sleep at my home? hey, you! why are you harassing her! who are you? why isit bothering you? are you her husband?- one doesn't need to be a husband.. ...to be concerned about a lady! i responded to it as a fellowa man of this nation.

it's not right to harassother man's wife. if i won't harass other man's wifethen will i harass my wife? get lost.- why are you pushing me! we shouldn't push this sir.we should kick him. look, till now no man witha moustache dared to.. ...mess with me.- you got beaten up only by women? i meant no one has beaten me. then i don't have a moustache.i will kick you. why are you staring at me!- shall i run away?

are you not a man? goand save your madam. you couldn't do anythingin spite of being.. ...a man, a husband and an si.why would i take any risk? if you wish i will take you tohospital after you get beaten up.. ...and if you die i willto take you to osmania. traitor of the owner! look, this is a temple. so let'snot create an issue here. don't punch me. don't beat me. i am an si. ithink you don't know that.

so what! i can punch you, but you can't. let's punch him! i told you that you can't punch me! what will you do if we punch you! it hurts. - then why wereyou getting smart with us! hey! what! where has he gone? oh god!why are you sitting there?

i was scared. - you need notget scared till i am here. actually i was scared of you. ididn't know that you can fight. all these days i was ignorantand misbehaved with you. please don't mind those things! you are my husband. get down. you know fighting? - madam isgot a black-belt in karate. she's a state-champion.- do you know karate.. ...before our marriage?- i forgot it due to.. ...the lack of practice,but thanks to them..

...i got some practice again. idon't know when i will get.. ...such a chance again. come.- yes, i'm coming. sir, why did you comehere at this time! why? are you doing some underworldbusiness inside? no, sir. our men are sleepingin their underwear. they will scold youif you disturb them. i am an sp. they will scold me? - a few days ago they scoldedme when i disturbed them. the benz car! i think thehome minister is here..

...on a sudden visit. officers,get up. home minister is here. wear your uniform. good morning, sir.- what! why are you wishing me, sir! because i didn't knowthat it was you. ok, tell me whose car is this?- the benz company's. why did you bring their car?- they sold it and i bought it, sir. you bought it?- yes, sir. it been less than two monthssince you joined this job.. ...and you already bought a benz car?

so you are taking bribes in fullswing. - no, it's.. - no! don't say one more word.i knew it right then.. ...when you were dealingthe real estate case. if i let you go easily thenyou will come to office.. ...on helicopter like our cm andyou will start lending money.. ...to the world bank. that'swhy i am transferring.. ...to the andaman jail.- sir, but prisoners are sent there. where there are prisonersthere are policemen! i am sending you tothere to guard them.

even if you send him therethey won't receive him. why? - it doesn't belong toour state. we don't have.. ...any control over it. then i am transferring youto nallamala forest. sir, listen to my version once.- hear what he says, sir. he might offer you some bribeto cancel the transfer orders. shut up! raj babu, such a costly car..- i didn't buy it, sir. did you steal it?- no, sir.

my father-in-law felt bad whenhe saw me riding a cycle. so he bought me a car.- what! your father-in-law boughtthis car for you? our sp's father-in-lawnever bought him.. ...even a secondhand auto.and your father-in-law.. ...bought a car for you who is an si. there's no need to bring myfather-in-law in this. keep quiet. look, raj babu! even if yourfather-in-law bought this car.. ...for you or even ifyour mother-in-law..

...bought this car for you weare not bothered about it! you are getting thetransferred orders. forgive me for the last time, sir.- how can he forgive you! from tomorrow onwards you'llcome to station on benz car.. ...with a driver in uniformand you want our sp.. ...to come to station onan old ambassador car? what do you mean! just becauseyour sp's wife is old.. ...you want my masterto have an old wife? who's this crow who'sscreaming here!

nana patekar. i am sir's driver. then i am transferring him as well. how can you transfer him!- if i transfer him.. ...he will also go therealong with him. sir, i won't come to station onbenz from tomorrow onwards. i will come here on my cycle.- we have an option. let's bring your cycle inthe boot of the car.. ...and i will drop youat that corner.. ...and from that corner you cancome here on cycle. that's all.

it seems to be a nice idea, sir.-no! i didn't like this alternative. then i will come here on bus, sir. please don't transfer me, sir. ok. but if you comehere one more time.. ...on this black car withthis black driver.. ...then you will go to nallamalaforest. don't forget it. - ok, sir. why don't you stay here fora few more days, daddy! tomorrow there's a registrationto be done. i will be back again after a month.- where's son-in-law?

i think he's taking a bath.- i see. he will live for 100 years. wewere talking about son-in-law.. ...and his phone rang. hi, darling! what! are you shocked? yesterday i thought about youall day and changed my mind. i love you, darling. who's this!- who are you? i am relangi raj babu'sfather-in-law.

son-in-law, who's she? don't you know who she is, uncle!she's mother-in-law! i'm not talking about her,but i'm talking about her! she's my wife. your daughter. i'm not talking about them. whowas the lady on the phone? we can't see the otherperson on phone. we can't see them, butwe can hear them. she called you 'darling'.- she called me 'darling'? she said 'i love you' as well.- why are you asking me..

...who that aunt is when shesaid 'i love you' to you? she didn't say that to me. sheused those words for you.. ...on your phone. it's not been more than twomonths since your marriage.. ...and you already startedhaving an affair. tell me who she is.- she's.. she's.. she must be the case youmet at the temple. it's not her. - you mean youmet one more case as well? shut your mouth!- why are you asking him..

...to shut his mouth! ask yourhusband to shut his mouth! he ruined your life. hedestroyed your life. mother, whom do you doubt!- your husband! you doubt my husband who fileda case against the girl.. ...who tried to proposition him? then why would she callhim 'darling'.. ...and why would she throw kisses? she threw kisses as well?- have you seen.. ...how scared he is!- he didn't get scared.

he's feeling bad that he missed it. didn't i ask you to shutyour mouth? - ok. that must be a wrong number, daddy. these days we get a lot of suchwrong calls. - well-said! you are getting late for yourtrain. you should leave. yes, she's right. - but still ifeel that it's not a wrong number. daddy, i have been livingwith him since a month. i know him well. whenwe go for a movie.. ...she closes his eyes when theheroine's there on screen.

yes, uncle. a few days agoin a movie, sushmita sen.. ...and reema sen weredancing in swimwear.. ...so i closed by eyes andjust heard the song. then it's fine, butnever let us down. you need not worry about it.you can leave happily. look, son-in-law, i broughtup my daughter.. ...with a lot of love andcare since childhood. till now she never hadtears in her eyes. you need not worry about it.from now onwards..

...i will make her cry every day.- thanks! what! you will make her cry?- you said it just now.. ...that she never hadtears in her eyes. i meant never make her cry.- is that so? ok, then. i will fill herlife with happiness. let's go. we are getting late. you don't leave till my in-lawsget into the train. shall i get them into the trainor shall i get the train.. ...onto them?

i have been thinking aboutyou since four days. how to get rid of me?- no. your parents did injustice.. ...with you by getting youmarried to that fat lady. you too understood thatmatter even though.. ...you hardly know me, but myparents didn't understand it. that's why they say.. a sanskrit chant! what does that mean?- even i don't know that. i said it with grief.- do you really not want to live..

...with your wife? - 150%, idon't want to live with her. i swear on my grandpa.- is he alive? he died 25 years ago.- then why do you swear on him? because he's already dead.- swear on a person who's alive. then i swear on amitabh bachchan. how are you related to him?- i am not related to him. but he's abhishekhbachchan's father.. ...and jaya bachchan's husbandand my favorite hero. then why are you swearing on him?- because he's alive.

i don't like that fat girlat all. i like you. do you really like me that much?- you are my life. a child's life. thisgirl is my life. put a hand on heart and say it. stop it! not on my heart,but on your heart. god gives me a been ..then i will him for you. even when i am sleeping.. ..l will be a shadow of yours.

when i see you i feel like helpingyou! - in which way? by cooking for you, by feedingyou, by buttoning you.. ...by living with you,by making you a daddy! don't forget those words.let's get married. if you remarry without divorcingyour first wife.. ...then you might getjailed for 7-8 years. hey, don't you have any commonsense! two lovers are talkingto each other.. ...and you are eavesdropping on them?

i didn't come to you. you camehere to talking near me. what's this nuisance!i am unable to hear it. sorry. sorry for the disturbance. come, rambha. let's goto some other place. your driver was right. you mightget jailed for 7 years.. ...if you remarry.- i am an si. so what! you should protectorof law and order! if you break the law you mightget punishment harder. do they give such extrafacilities to us?

they saw says that wecan't marry again.. ...but it didn't say that we can'thave an affair after marriage. so you want me to be your concubine? did my words have such darkmeaning? i didn't mean that. even though she mightbe my wife officially.. ...but i treat you asmy wife unofficially. it doesn't make such difference. i don't want these problems.do one thing. - what? divorce your wife.

you can divorce her,but we need reasons. i am married to her. isn't thatsufficient? - our case will be.. ...stronger if we have someother reasons as well. because for the chariotcalled marriage.. ...husband and wife are two..- you showed four fingers. sorry. i am a bit weakin mathematics. a bit more than a bit.- yes, they are like two wheels. right. but if i am a cycle-wheelshe's a tractor-wheel. give me some reasons.- did she become fat after marriage?

i married her after he became fat. then they will question you ifyou didn't see her before.. ...or during marriage? - you answerthem that i didn't see her. the law won't accept it. - andhe doesn't want to accept her.. ...as she's very fat. - i thinkyou are a bit weak in english. i didn't mean that lau(fat),i meant l.a.w. find out some reasons-. yes, your wife is a sadist.- no, she's a nice woman. i am talking about his wife.- i am also talking about his wife.

oh! just assume that she's a sadist. she's torturing you in the bedroom. there are scars of burnif you remove the pants. your pants? - no, your pants.- but don't have any scars. if required we willget you some burns. it seems that he has got someexperience in that department. she's making you weara ladies' wardrobe.. ...and forcing you to dance likea bar-girl. and you've to give.. ...witness that you saw itthrough their window.

so you are giving me a partnershipin this sin? if you create such stupid reasonsand get me a divorce.. ...i will offer a coconut to lordvenkateshwar of tirupati.. ...and i will offer you twococonuts and worship you. you mean you won't give me my fees!- come on! here is your advance. just 400 rupees.- it's not 400. it's 300. you are trying to fool thelawyer just because.. ...he's weak in mathematics?we work in police department.

we shouldn't do such type of things. give me that amount.i will pay your fee. one, two, three, four, five!take these 6000 rupees. that's better! take thesepapers and get her sign. will she sign these papers?- you forge her sign. if you forge someone's signyou will get at least.. ...3 years jail-term.- hey, what are you doing here! what else can i do!i am waiting for you. and you were talking to him.- and you were listening to me.

because i am not deaf. howcan i not hear you! - you.. i will teach you a lesson later on. you do one thing. don't tell herthat these are divorce papers. tell her that these are somelic papers and get her sign. she's not a b.a passed candidatethat you'd fool her.. ...she's an m.b.a. ls there any change? not that change. can you seeany change in my body? there's no change from any angle.

i have been exercisingsince 10 days. i thought you wouldnotice some change. you built that body in 20years without any effort. how can you lose weightin just ten days! just keep on talking like that.one day i will become.. ...slimmer than you. shalli bring coffee? - no. juice? then what do you want?- divorce! yes, madam. sir wantsdivorce from you.

is that true?- it's.. it's actually.. why are you hesitating to say that! madam, actually the thing isthat sir likes the girl.. ...whom we saw at the temple.you are the hurdle.. ...between them. so he is thinkingof divorcing you.. ...so that he could marry her.am i right or i missed.. ...something? what have i done wrong? you married me. sign these papers.

i married you to sharemy life with you.. ...but not to give you divorce.- i can't live with you. as if you are living with me now! you sleep alone and i sleep alone. that's why we should separateinstead of leading such a life. sign these papers. - no, i won't.do what you want to do. what's there he can do!he can't do anything. there's another plan.- what's that? a woman can bear anything,but she can't share..

...her man with another woman. i asked you for an idea andyou are giving me messages. there's an idea in that message. move closely with another ladyin your wife's presence. and after watching that yourwife will burst with anger.. ...immediately divorce you.- that's great! idea can change my life! what's the delay for! you arewasting the time. get started. wait for some more time.- are you really a man?

you too have the same doubt.shall i show you? - what? my birth certificate.- no, thanks. whom are you waiting for?- i am waiting for a lady. can you really handle two women? do you really have that kind ofstamina? - don't talk rubbish! i am waiting for my wife. one does such kind of thingswithout wife's knowledge. but you are a reserve-case.- you won't understand it. she's here.- you got horny?

no, my wife is here. come here. see what yourhusband is doing. catch him red-handed. look at him.- hey, look at him. ours is a bond of many births. our bond will never break. i can't live withoutyou even for a second. i can't bear any separationeven for a second. what's that hissing sound! lsthere a snake in this bush? dear, come close to me!

i didn't know that you aresuch sort of a triplex man. you have wife at home, agirlfriend outside home.. ...and this is what youare going in parks. you are maintaining threewomen at a time. that's not the thing, rambha. how did she enter thescene all of a sudden! it's alright. it willbe doubly strong. have you seen him, madam! hehas a wife like you at home.. ...but he is cashing suchcharacterless girls here.

no, you don't deservea husband like him. even if you want to stay in thismarriage, i won't let you to. divorce him immediately. he's the one who made a mistakeand i got punishment? for giving him such foolish ideas. how did you know thati gave him that idea? because he doesn't havethat kind of knowledge. you know that as well?- let's go. your wife has also seenyou. now go home.

she will beat you really hard. rambha! rambha! listen to me. i did this to show my wife sothat she would divorce me. really? - i swear on abhishekbachchan and aishwarya rai. look, here's your cap and stick. hey, lady! you don't have anyconnection with him, do you? connection? get lost! he shakeslike a cell-phone.. ...on vibrating mode even wheni touch him. waste fellow! now you knew what i am.- that you are a waste-fellow?

that i don't have anyconnection with her. i didn't know that thiswas your plan.. ...and i said a few harshthings to you. sorry. it's alright. thank god thatyou realized your mistake.. ...and didn't try to take anyrevenge. that's enough for me. your wife saw everything.will she give you divorce? yes, i will divorce you.- really? sorry! i thought oflifting with joy.. ...when you agreed to giveme divorce, but i couldn't.

by the way, if you had anychemistry due to my touch.. ...then please control your emotion. i didn't even feel thata man touched me. there's a condition beforegiving divorce. about alimony? don't worry.i will give 20% of my salary. with the money you willme i can't even get.. ...sufficient biscuitsfor my pet dog. then what's the condition?- since you want to marry.. ...some other girl, so find a boyfor me and get me remarried.

you want to remarry?- when you can marry again.. ...why can't i get married again?- that's not the thing! one marriage for you is amajor topic for people.. ...if you get married again.. i am not too old, nor ami an unhealthy person. if the husband is a rascalthe wife can marry again. am i a rascal?- people will give you that name.. ...if you leave your wife.- alright. i don't care about what peoplesay. ok, marry someone.

i will not look for the groom.you will have to find out.. ...a groom for me.- why are you pulling me into this? then who else will do that for me? i was dependent on my parentstill my marriage.. ...so they looked afterme till then and then.. ...they handed me over to you.now it's your responsibility.. ...to look after me now. how'lli survive if you abandon me! you can happily go to your home. if i go home and tell my fatherthat my husband left me..

...then he will forget thatyou are his son-in-law.. ...and slash you into pieces.- oh god! then don't tell him. this is our personal matter. we can solve this matter peacefully. you will become a widowif your husband dies. why would i become a widow? your second wife will becomea widow. - you are right. how can you do thisto a fellow woman! i am not as bad as you. ifyou get me married to..

...someone else i willtell my parents.. ...that i was fed up of youand married someone else.. ...and i will tell themthat it was my mistake. wow! you are such anunderstanding person. whoever will marry isa very lucky person! greetings, mr. si!- who are you! you don't know the differencebetween the si.. ...and the constable? thesi's there. get lost. mr. si, my wife's gone.- in the storm in this morning?

not in the storm, but sheeloped with someone. then you should celebrate. whydid you come to station? you need not give me anyunsolicited ideas. i already arranged theparty and came here. you come to my place at 9 pm. sir, i fear she might returnafter a few days. you have to take someaction to make sure.. ...that she doesn't return again. it's good for you if she realizesher mistakes and returns to you.

what are you saying! if shedoesn't return i can remarry. she has become too oldand i got bored of her. she must have also felt thesame way and left you. what do you do?- i don't do anything. that must be the reasonshe left you. i meant that i don't do any job.- then how do you survive? oh come on! i eat breakfastat morning, lunch at midday.. ...and at night i maintaindinner with liquor. due to such maintenance youmust've forgotten to..

...maintain her. and that'swhy she must've jumped. what i am asking is how youearn money for your survival? i have a petrol pump. ok. do you really wantto get married again? i can't survive if i won't. i amhabituated to share the bed.. ...with a lady. if i sleep alonefor too long i won't survive. look how my hands havestarted shivering. then i will show youa girl. come with me. right leg.- come. sit down.

i will call my wife.- your wife? she's my would-be wife. you are too fast. it's a rich set-up. hey, fatso!- yes, reed-thin! what! did you really say that?- you heard it right. i will kick you withmy left leg's boot. and i will kick you withmy right let's sandal. i am your husband.- but you resigned that post. now you are not my husband anymore.if you withdraw..

...your decision, then i mightchange my behavior.. ...and i will start worshippingyou again. i can't be your husbandfor your worshipping. if you wish i can give you asubsidy and be your friend. as you wish, dude.- how can you use such words! that's how one calls one's friends. look, don't give me thatcrap as you got a chance! i brought a man for you.- is it a nice party? why do you ask me such questionsas if i am a broker?

i brought a groom for you.- i would've been ready.. ...and looked smart had youtold me about it earlier. he will marry you no matterhowever you look! is he such a big fool?- it's a great match. hello, aunt! - she's not youraunt. she's the bride. oh god! she's the bride? i was a bit confused dueto the figure. greetings. you fool! you are the groom.you need not greet her. then i take my greetings back.- how's the girl?

like buttered bread she'svery fat and beautiful. what's the matter stillyou look very fresh? it seems that he hadn'ttouched you too much. don't interfere in my matter. you can ask her somequestion if you wish. what's your name?- mrs. raj babu. you can't tell your husband'sname to the groom. miss. saundarya. - what's thereason for your separation? a forced marriage.- was it forced on you?

it was forced on me. she likesme a lot. she dies for me. she can even sacrifice herlife for her husband. will i too get the samecomforts after marriage? you need not worry regardingthat matter. - thanks. what for?- for understanding me so well. i understood you well, but youdidn't understand me at all. it's my 'seeing' ceremony,but you are talking to her. you are not letting me talk to her.- sorry! do you cooking? - did you thinkthat she can only eat?

when she cooks you neednot wash the plate.. ...you will lick theplate like a dog. is she that great a cook?then i liked the girl. then what's the delay for? let'sfix the date for marriage. what's the need ofdates and rituals! she already has the sacredthread around her neck. i will assume that i tiedher that thread.. ...and continue to live with her. if you wish you can fix anauspicious time of that.

for what?- for the first night! - ok. hello, ex-husband! wait a minute!i too need to like him. what does he lack! he's as smartas an oriya film's hero. i don't want to make the samemistake that i did in your case. i need to know a fewthings about him. you ask me anything. there'sno harm in it. do you have what it takes tobe a husband? - what's that? you won't leave your wife becauseshe's fat, will you? i am not any slimmer than you.- you won't hesitate to..

...take me out as people wouldlaugh at you, will you? i will bash them up.- you must take good care of me. you must fulfill all my wishes.you must not give me grief. i will keep you on my head.- don't step back. will you please go out? weneed to talk personally. that's not possible. you haveto talk in front of me. he said it's personal. go outside. oh god! oh god! i will die.please don't beat me! oh god!- stop it! stop it!

how can you beat your would-behusband before marriage! you will get those rightsonly after marriage. i asked you to bringa match for me.. ...and you bring such kindof cheap fellows? you are not going to getvikram, nagarjuna.. ...or vikram of 'aparichitudu', ifyou reject get cheap fellows! i am not asking to bring me heroes. then why are you beating him? he asked me how my husbandwas in bedroom.

i told him that he doesn'tlike to share bed with me.. ...so we sleep separately.and he asked me.. ...if my husband is not a man,and if he's an eunuch? what a hellish life! fromfirst scene onwards" ...everyone doubts me. i told you to mindyour own business. why did you interfere in my matter?- oh god! did you call me hereto show me the bride? look who's here!

welcome, father-in-law. come in,smita. - how are you, dear? we are fine, father-in-law.mother-in-law and granny.. ...haven't come with you?- no, dear. - come! why are you so shocked as ifyou got an electric shock? you gave me such a sudden surprise. we came to see you and your wife. if you really wanted to seeus you could have seen us.. ...in the wedding album orthe wedding-cassette. what was the need tospend so much money..

...and to come here? areyou leaving this evening? what are you saying!we came here with.. ...so much affection andyou are asking us.. ...if we will leave this evening?- i thought if you planned.. ...to leave this evening,i would have asked you.. ...to stay here for 4-5 days.- alright. dear, are you expecting anything? a lot of things. she wantsto see if you brought.. ...some apples, oranges,half a dozen guavas..

...and 5-6 watermelons.- you shut up! are you expecting, dear?- your son doesn't want kids.. ...so early. he wants us toenjoy life for a few days. if you don't havekids when you can.. ...then it will be difficult foryou to have kids when you want. who's she? he looks likea spoilt brinjal. he's the groom who cameto see the girl. groom? for whom?- for you. - for me? you were dying to get married.so i arranged for a groom.

she's the bride. great!i accept the girl. do you really that yourface deserves my face? not just face, butliked you entirely. you look like asin withdifferent hairstyle. he looks like a person whosteals lids on manholes. how can you get me married to him! you too didn't like him?- ok, then, no one like you here. let's go.- just a second. if you change your mind afterwards..

...then do tell the si. i willbe available. please. - come! why did you bring me here?- i'll tell you. so that we can romance in thetrail room? - no. not really. i have to go to my friend'smarriage tomorrow evening. i brought you here so that youcould buy be a nice sari. welcome, sir! welcome, madam!so what will you see? what are the latest movies?- that was a good one, sir. i meant which sariswould you like to see show us some exclusive saris.the rate doesn't matter.

it doesn't matter even ifit costs 100-150 rupees.. ...but show us some nice saris.- stop kidding! the starting price is6,000 rupees here. it's very cheap here.you show us some saris. aishwarya rai wore this sariin the movie 'devdas'. kareena kapoor wore this sariin the movie 'chameli'. rani mukherjee wore this sariin the movie 'black'. so you bought these secondhandsaris from them.. ...and you are selling usthese third-hand saris?

you have mistaken, sir. theseare of those models. but no one wore model till now. madam might be the firstperson to wear it. what's the price?- 10,000 rupees, sir. you can see this. it's the latestone. - it's great. see this. what's the price of this sari?- 20,000 rupees. what, darling! i askedyou how the sari is.. ...and you are asking the rates!- i mean.. i got it, darling. you are worriedthat he is showing..

...some cheap saris which don'tlive up to your status, right? exactly.- so sir's range is very high. so you too got it. you can see this one, sir. so, nice? what's the price of this sari?- just 90,000 rupees. just 90,000! it's very cheap. i will lose my salaryof nine months. ok, i will give you4,000 rupees for it.

you have such a good senseof humor. - i know that. you too quote such highprices and make us cry. sir. sir. what's this, sir!she will be wearing it.. ...and you are tying it?- because i will be tying her.. ...the nuptial thread. if shecan't see it if she tries it. hello! how are you?- fine. who's she, sister-in-law?- your brother's case. brother's case?- i mean she came to your brother.. ...regarding some case. am i right?- yes.

this is a nice sari.- we already bought it. you might have bought it. wejust want to see it once. no. no. we don't showour saris to anyone. rambha, let's go.- sir, let me pack the sari. we don't get the saris packedwhen we buy them. we take out saris in this way.- you don't want to pay the bill? brother, it's you? - sister, it'syou? saundarya, it's you? what are you doing here?- buying some saris. - i see. you never bought anythingfor me till now.

but sister-in-law broughtme here to buy me a dress. you completely misunderstood me. your sister-in-law broughtyou to the sari.. ...and i thought of bringingthat sari to you. what do you mean?- did you think that i was buying.. ...this sari for rambha? no!she never wears saris. it's for you.- then why did you bring her here? for selection. - i would'vecome here had you called me. i thought of giving you a surprise.- why don't you..

...show the same interest infinding a groom for me? - ok. where are you going?- you asked me to find a groom. i am going to find one for you.- sir, your bill! she will pay the bill.- ok. why should i pay the billfor a sari that you bought? how does it matterwho pays the bill! it's our money, isn'tit? pay the bill. you are very clever. youbought a sari for me.. ...but you gave it to yoursister and rambha.

i didn't know that theywould come there. if you hadn't known that whydid you took me to that.. ...particular shop. - that's whati am unable to understand it. someone must be spying on us. ok, then, let's goto some other shop. he's not a college studentto bunk his class.. ...whenever you would call him. he needs to go to give securityto minister in half an hour. why don't you tell her!- yes.

why don't you directly tellme that you don't want to.. ...buy a sari for me?- it's not because i don't want to.. ...but it's because i don'thave the time to buy one. i can buy it for you tomorrow. the wedding is on tomorrow itself. wear an old sari for this time. you can wear a newsari the next time. you want my friend toget married again.. ...so that you could buy me a sari?

why? isn't my sir marrying again? hey, mind your business.- ok, then, do one thing. what? - by friend's boyfriendhas a honda city car. she asked me to come to the train.. ...and that she wouldsend a car for me. tomorrow if you giveme this benz car.. ...i will go to her place inthis car and get back to her! ok, you can take it. oh god! it's 80' clock. i needto send the car to rambha.

you can take as much timeas you want. show them.. ...golkonda tomb, char minar,i-max theatre and the zoo. don't worry. i willtake care of that. if needed i will take them toramoji film city, mount opera.. ...and mother kanaka durgamma'stemple as well. you need take us to that temple.it's in our town. ok, get in. hey, where are you taking the car? i am sending father-in-lawand smita for site-seeing.

at this time?- yes. - they can go tomorrow. we won't be here tomorrow.we are leaving tonight. you can see these sights whenyou come here next time. what's so urgent now!- they fear that there might be.. ...a separate telangana. - it won'tbe right to stop them now. that's not the thing. the car is..- to go to the station? ask your sp to give you a lift.you carry on. - tata. tata safari. tata lndica.and now it's tata phone. hello! - hi, darling! didyou send the car for me?

that fatso send my fatherand sister on site-seeing.. ...without my knowledge.- you mean you are not sending.. ...that car for me?- i could send it only if it's here. i trusted you and missedthe train as well. shall i send my police jeep?- if i go there on your jeep.. ...they will think that i ama call-girl. - you are right. they might even thinkthat you are a thief. shall i arrange a taxi?- arrange a rickshaw instead. he might not be able todrive so far. - shut up!

what's here?- a stationery shop. we can do without seeingthe stationery shop. we have such shops atevery nook and corner. i think that it's some heritagestationery shop, father. i didn't stop here toshow you this shop. i stopped here to buya water bottle for you. along with that water-bottle bringa guthka(betel seed) packet. daughter.- it's for you, father. thank god! i thought it's for you.

don't wait for othersto help you out. you will eventuallyget disappointed. don't forget the truth.$ hey, nana patekar! whatare you doing here? i am.. the car.. the sister..- why are you so tensed? i don't want to lie to you.- what's that truth? don't force me to tellthat truth, madam. you relation with oursi will be damaged. it's alright. tell me what it is..

-..l will tell you aboutit only if you. ...promise me that you won'task my sir about it. no, i won't ask him. promise. no, miss. you are our si'sproperty. i can't touch you. you asked for the car to attenda marriage, didn't you? - yes. he doesn't want to give you the car. he feared that you might seethe car if he takes it.. ...to the station or if it's athome, so he asked me to take.. ...his father and sister in a carand to show them something..

...till evening. but he said that that fatso sentthem without telling him.. he might have fooled you. you seem to be a very nice girl. that's why i want to tellyou another truth as bonus. what's that?- he's a thief. a goon. a criminal. isn't he an si?- he's vijayawada's manohar in.. ...police uniform. he promisedto marry you, didn't he? he swore on me.- i knew that.

you will also face the samefate that my sister faced. what happened to your sister?- my sister! my sweetheart! she used to be a veryconservative girl. he saw her and trappedher and loved her.. ...and than made her pregnantand when she asked him.. ...to marry her hesaid 'who are you'. my sister couldn't bear thatshock and drank poison.. ...and killed herself.- my god! calm down! i told you all these thingsas i didn't want you..

...to face the same fatethat my sister faced. he looks so innocent.is he such big rogue? if you want to see howbig a rogue he is.. ...you will have to do one thing,miss. - what's that? oh god! why is she coming here?- let her come. sooner or later she willcome to your house. you are right, but ifthat fatso sees her.. ...she will get very angry.- do you think she will beat me? take a risk. if she givesyou divorce in her anger..

...then you can marry the girl ofyour choice. - you are right. you gave me a nice idea. i willgive you a raise of ten rupees.. ...from next month onwards.- a raise of 10 rupees? the income-tax people mightdoubt you. - shut up! come on, darling! i wanted togive you a call. - what for? because i didn't see your yesterday. i need to talk to you.- let's sit inside and talk. isn't your wife there at home?- i am not scared of her. come. sit down.

hey, you! i'm calling you!- why are you shouting like that? my would-be wife is here. do you want me to bring a garland?- no. bring a coffee. so what's up, darling?- how can you do this.. ...in your wife's presence!- she's not my wife. she's the knife that's cuttingmy life into pieces. i have got nothing to do with her. from now onwards you are my life.

from today onwards you willhave to stay here. - here? but before marriage..- i am married. but i am not married to you.if we live before marriage.. they will think youare his concubine. hey, you! i told you whatthe society will think. sooner or later i amgoing to marry you. we shouldn't waste our time anymore. what are you doing! she mightsee us. - let her see. but still she is your wife. shemight feel bad. - she won't.

hey, fatso! are you feeling bad? why would it bother me whenit doesn't bother you! have you heard her! she doesn'tfeel about anything. what is this! - if we move closelyshe will get upset.. ...and she will divorce you. you bring your luggage. wecan have some good time. what will i do if you don'tmarry me after using me? then you will have to startthe business of selling love. hey, you!

why do you have such doubt?- you are ready to leave.. ...your wife whom you marriedin front of everyone. what's the guaranty that youwon't leave me tomorrow! how can i betray you!- then will house on my name. for my safety. even ifyou leave me after.. ...you get over me, still i'llhave something to fall back on. you will get slapped.- by whom? by my father. - this houseis on his name, not yours. is that true?- i think it's true.

then make a fixed deposit of 1crore on my name. - 1 crore? that sort of money..- you don't have that amount? then how much do you have?- how much cash do we have.. ...at home? - after deductingthis month's expenditure.. ...from your salary thereis 220 rupees left. i am not talking about my salary. i am talking about the moneyyour father gave us. that's my jacket-money, butnot your pocket-money. alright. i have 200 rupees. shalli deposit it in post office?

the amount will become doubleafter 7 and 112 years-. so except that change you don'thave any other assets? yes, he has a 1973 model hero cycle. if you sell that you can easilyget 200-250 rupees. won't she?- you shut up! i have si's job.- what's your salary? after deductions iget 10,000 rupees. do you know how much i earn?- 25,000 rupees. then we can live very happywith our combined salary.

shut up! when i saw youin five-star hotels.. ...with a benz car and a bungalowin jubilee hills.. ...i thought you were somemillionaire and chased you. that means you didn't love me? you are not aamir khanor shah rukh khan.. ...that i would fall for your looks. he doesn't even looklike kader khan. it's completely wrong. it's justice. that you don't even look likekader khan? - shut up!

it's completely wrong.- what's wrong! just like you wanteda beautiful girl.. ...i too wanted a millionaire.what's wrong in it? you are not wrong. i am verysure that you will get.. ...a better looking and a farricher person than you. my rohit is far better than you.- who's rohit? my ex-boyfriend. - you meanyou are a secondhand girl? are you a firsthand man? he said that he will buyme an accent car..

...and a double bedroom flat.and he isn't married as well. he's a fresh candidate.- i might have got married.. ...but i am almost a freshcandidate. - don't touch! please don't talk like that.i really love you. but i came to you as ithought you are rich. i will die if you talk like that.- just go ahead. it doesn't matter to me anymore. hi, rohit! where are you?yes, i'm coming. don't be upset. forget this rambha,you will definitely..

...get another shreya or bhumika. you are mother of patience. you are epitome of greatness. you are consoling himlike people console.. ...a boy who fails in tenth standard. you are telling him that hewill get shreya or rambha? i am feeling bad to seehim in such condition. so you want to support himin whatever he's doing.. ...and you want to will thisproperty in their names..

...and to unite them andyou would joins the nuns? i will tell you what i will do. why are you feeling so bad, sir? i loved rambha as much assania mirza loves tennis. forget her, sir. she's totallya commercial girl. if you keep on thinking abouther and neglect your duty.. ...you will lose your job as well. alright. he might arrive.stop the traffic. - stop! stop! stop! everyone stop there!

why are you stoppingthe traffic, sir! the cm will be going on thisroute. stop for a while. hello!- when you come home for lunch.. ...bring one kg sweets and dryfruits from pulla reddy shop. why? isn't the size you haveright now sufficient for you? it's not for me. it'sfor your brother. but i don't have a brother.- mr. nagarjuna. akkineni nagarjuna is my brother? he's not akkineni nagarjuna, buthe's mikkilineni nagarjuna.

who's he? - he's the groomwho's coming to see me. but i didn't arrange for anyone.- i read the matrimonial ads.. ...and contacted him. where's the cm?- do you have some work with him? that's not the thing. by nowi would've reached office.. ...and taken a nap by now.- what's the need to.. ...go to office for sleeping!you can do that at home. will you give me salary for that?- for your sleeping? the cm's here.

where is he, sir? we can'teven hear his siren. he's not here. he's in air. what's this! how can you stopthe traffic on road.. ...for the cm who istraveling in air. where's your helmet?- where's your seat belt? and why are you talkingon your cell-phone? don't talk about rules, or elsewe will also have to talk. alright, sir.- you may go now. go. go.

why are you so dull, sir? areyou worried that the cm.. ...might not have seen oursalutations from his helicopter! no. i have to go home urgently.- then go home. why did you return with empty hands! i asked you to bringsweets, didn't i? there is not sweet or hot dish!where's the groom? who's he? i haven't seenan uglier man in my life. he's mr. nagarjuna whomi told you about. is he nagarjuna?- yes, brother.

don't call me brother.- since you are saundarya's.. ...first husband i shouldcall you brother. thank god you didn't call me daddy. by the way who gave you that name? if nagarjuna's fans know aboutthis matter they will tie you.. ...down at centre and bashyou up with a cycle-chain. hello! nagarjuna was born after20 years of my birth.. ...and copied my name. if youdon't want to call me.. "nagarjuna, you can call me nag.- it's great.

you stop it! we will decide itlater on what to call you.. ...but first of all tell me whyyou didn't get married yet. who told you that i didn'tget married yet? then why are you gettingmarried again? can't my first wife die? can'ti get married again? you mean this is yoursecond marriage? - no. this will be my third marriage.- your first passed away. what happened to your second wife?- i lost her. lost her have a number of meanings.

did she die? or did shego to her mother's place? or did she elope with someone? tick the last option. she elopedwith my scooter-driver. what did you do then? - do youthink he's the last driver.. ...in this world? i hiredanother driver. how can you marry a personwith such an ugly past? have you seen his face closely? it looks like an over-burntslice of bread. once i went for good-looksand got fooled.

that's why i don't want tojudge a man by his looks.. ...this time round. i willjudge him by his nature. well-said, sou!- sou? i want to call saundaryawith that name, brother. i will kill you if you callme brother one more time. you are too old a personto marry her. - hello! stop kidding me! i am not too old. i am not 100-150 years old.i am just 62 years old. like whiskey's companion is soda..

...a man should havea female companion. i can spend the day timealone, but at night.. ...it's very difficultto spend time alone. and also i couldn't becomea father even after.. ...spending considerabletime with my two wives. but this time.. - what! youhave that ambition as well? yes, brother. if a man doesn'tbecome a father.. ...he is not a man enough.if i become a father.. ...i will name my son after you.

if a grandpa like you has achild then you will have to.. ...name him after his neighbor. a baby girl will be born. shewill take after his mother. a baby boy will be born. hewill take after his father. what happened, darling?- why are you behaving.. ...as if you are marriedto her! move aside! shall i call the doctor?- there's no need for that. you made a mistake in ooty.this is the affect of that. what do you mean?- i am expecting.

shall i laugh or cry now?- yahoo! congratulations, dear!here's the bouquet! hey, i am the one who'sgoing to be the father! but we will get married by then. so i will be called his father. this is what is called good fortune. where did you come fromto worsen my life! if she will walk next to you,people will assume.. ...that you are taking your grannyto her in-laws' place..

...but no one will thinkthat it's his wife. let them assume that they wantto. i don't want publicity. i want partner. - i won't letyou marry my wife at any cost. you don't have the rightsto say that, brother. we exchanged our hearts.and we are majors. whatever you might say, i am takingthis knife in my hand.. ...and swear that i willmarry my darling sou. why you are coughing all the times? do you expect me to sneezewhen i get cough?

i would've have coughedif i hadn't had tb. so it's tb! it's tb? i got it because of cigarettesand betel seeds.. ...but don't have thisdisease by birth. so you smoke and chewbetel leaves as well? i smoke when i drink. i amnot addicted to smoking. no. don't say one more word! did you hear what he said!how can you marry him! i will take him to templeand marry him.

i don't have any objection evenif it's a registrar office. you shut up! you won't livehappily if you marry.. ...this old, sick person.- am i living happily.. ...after marrying a young andhealthy person like you? what happened? why are youso tensed? - my wife is.. ...getting ready to marry asick person sati anasuya. he's very old. you can see hisexpiry date in his eyes. a lady left by her husbandwon't get mahesh babu.. ...and prabhas. it's quite natural.

hey, i don't want her to suffer.- it's not new to her. her bad days started theday she married you. saundarya is a very nice girl.she has all the qualities.. ...of a good wife expect her weight. i want her to happily all her life. i want to give you a messageif you don't mind. since you are my senior officerall these days i have been.. ...giving you senseless ideas,but even i don't want you to.. ...leave her, sir.

you like her. you wanther to live happily. so please don't divorce herand stay with her, sir. a lot of men get a beautiful wives.. ...but only a few peopleget understanding wives. you are very lucky regardingthat matter, sir. madam, sir is here. the momentis very auspicious. yes, i'm coming. look after the house. i willbe back in a couple of days. are you going to your parents'house? - i'm going to hospital.

what for?- for abortion? abortion? no, don't do that.- who are you to say that! i am your husband. - the dayyou wanted divorce from me.. ...you lost your rightsof being a husband. i am not your old husband.i am a new husband. you are not my new husband.my new husband is.. ...mr. nagarjuna.- don't go by his name. he is a letdown on mr.nagarjuna's name. i feel like kicking himeven when i think of him.

when you feel like kicking himeven when you think of him.. ...how must i have felt whenyou brought another woman.. ...to this house and when youkissed her in front of me? how would you have felt if itoo moved with another man.. ...just like you did with her!- he would've got a heart attack. i made a mistake. pleaseforgive me. - sorry. now i can't make a mistakeof forgiving you. please don't talk like that.woman is incarnation.. ...of forgiveness and patience.- and also of anger! - shut up!

trust me. i am a changed man now.- i have also changed. you are not the only personwho has a heart.. ...but i too have one.- you've a bigger heart than mine. please forgive me with a big heart.- how can i forgive you! i am also a self-respectingwoman. i want divorce. don't talk about divorce.please listen to me. i have been listening to youever since our marriage. it won't be called marriageif one person speaks.. ...and the other personlistens all the times.

don't assault the fishthat's already dead. it's not fish, but it's a snake.- i know that. that's what everyone says.i said fish for variety. yes, you men always want variety. you want beauty and wealth.only men can have wishes? can't we women have wishes?- why not? both have wishes and desires.that's why they arrange.. ...for the fight night.- don't divert the topic. if women also thinks ofvariety then 90% of men..

...won't get married. if a womanquestions a man's manliness.. ...in the bedroom even once,then the man will lead.. ...an impotent's life forthe rest of his life. don't use such heavy dialogues.i will be hurt. i am very sensitive person.- even now you came to me.. ...because rambha rejected you. if she wanted youinstead of wealth.. ...you would've left me andwent with her, right? you liked the wealth my fathergave you, you like the car..

...my father gave you, you likedthe house my father gave you. but you didn't his daughter.is it my fault if i am fat? i am sorry. i askedyou to forgive me. how can she forgive you!when the sp asked.. ...for a party youtook a rented wife! how can she spend the rest ofher life with you when you.. ...feel ashamed to introduceher the world as your wife! that's what the problem is,isn't it? come with me. mr. s.p. balasubramanyam!mrs. susheela!

mr. manu! mrs. chitra! mr.chakri! mrs. sunita! mr. mani sharma! mrs. janaki!mr. koti! mrs. kaushalya! mr. patnayak! all ofyou come outside! why are you screaming! areyou drunk? - no, sir. i want to tell all of you a truth. do you know who she is?she's my wife. she's my better-half. she's myspouse. she's my companion. she's my partner. she's my consort.she's my beloved. she's my wife. she's the loveof my wife. - ok, we got it.

you need not say it in so many ways. don't show off. we too have wives! wives?- yes, of course! tell me who your other wives are. i said it in the flow.you are my only wife. i didn't show you people my wife.. ...because i thought thatyou will laugh at me.. ...as my wife is very fat. why would we laugh at you, sir?

look at me, i am so fat. lookat my wife, she's so slim. but we live happily. we areleading a happy married life. physical appearances don'tmatter in a marriage. what matters is love, honestyand understanding! look at me. i am black,stout and ugly. look at my wife, how fair,tall and beautiful she is. but we have a beautiful marriage. made for each other is about howmuch you love each other.. ...but not about how beautifulyou are. - well-said!

hindu marriage institution isrespected all over the world. it's not the greatnessof marriage bureaus.. ...or the priests whoconduct marriages.. ...but it's because ofthe husband and wife.. ...who overlook eachother's drawbacks.. ...and lead a happy married life.- you are right, sir. we need a person who willlove us unconditionally.. ...but not a body which willdeteriorate sooner or later. i learnt it a bit late.- at least from now onwards..

...don't trouble your wifeand take good care of her. great. you shall be my husbandin month as well. it's not next month, but you shouldsay next birth as well. you'll be my husband innext birth as well? that's what i don't like aboutyou. goodbye, raj babu. alright, sir. ok, sir. sorryfor the disturbance. goodnight. goodnight. hi, sou!- hi, nag! you scoundrel! i could win my wifeback with a lot of difficulty.

if you disturb me again iwill bring mukesh rishi.. ...and get you killed.- you will get my grandpa killed? grandpa?- yes, grandson! to mend your ways ijust acted a scene.. ...in my granddaughter's script. you didn't mean it when you saidyou wanted to divorce me? why would i lose a goodhusband like you! i wanted you as muchas you wanted rambha. you are so nice, saundarya.- you know only a quarter..

...of madam's greatness. nomatter whatever you did.. ...she always said that herhusband is a nice fellow.. ...but she never complainedeven her parents about you. madam is great enough to sit nextto sita, sati and anasuya. ...sita, sati and anusiya.at least from now onwards.. ...learn from your mistakes andlead a happy married life, sir. i will mend my ways. you bringmilk and fruits immediately. are you feeling shy?- you are still wearing clothes. why would i feel shy?- but i am feeling a but shy..

...as this is our second first night. light.- get rid of it. - my clothes? no, the light.- ok. o my beloved one!o my beloved one! i am waiting for you since thebeginning of the universe. i am drying to getyou into my arms. 'wow! what a great chick!if she becomes my wife..' '..my life will become heaven.' 'he will not change. not just he,but there are many men..'

'..who will never change. it'svery strange, but a person..' '..is never content with whathe has and he always..' '..yearns for somethinghe doesn't have.' 'it doesn't matter if he'sgood-looking or ugly..' '..if he's rich or poor, if he'sa big person or a small one..' '..but everyone wantsto get married to..' '..either miss. indiaor miss. universe..' '..or to enjoy with a sports-staror a pop-star.' 'if everyone thinks likethat then expect those..'

'..30 or 40 odd men noone will get married.' 'that's why we've to be contentwith the person we get.' 'that's the best policy. soyou want to say that..' '..that's what you are doing. ok,then, carry on with it.' 'best wishes from us.'

Selfi Suswanto Wednesday, February 8, 2017